What Women Should Know About Men

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  1. Women learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl . If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

  2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

  3. Sunday= sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

  4. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are NOT considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present AGAIN!

  5. Don’t cut your hair. EVER. Long hair is always more attractive and feminine than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you are stuck with her.

  6. Ask for what you want . Subtle hints do not work with us! Strong hints do not work with us! Obvious hints do not work with us! Speak up woman and just say it.

  7. We don’t remember dates… period!

  8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good in a shop choosing which pair out of thirty that would go with your dress.

  9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

  10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

  11. A headache that lasts for 18 months is a problem. See a doctor.

  12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in a argument . In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

  13. If you think you are fat , you probably are . Don’t ask us . We’ve been tricked before.

  14. If something we said can be taken two ways and one of them makes you angry or upset, we meant the other one.

  15. Let us ogle other women. We are going to look anyway. Its genetic.

  16. Whenever possible , please say whatever you gotta say during the commercials because we know how much you like to talk.

  17. If it itches we are gonna scratch. We do that.

  18. We are not mind readers and we will never be. Our lack of mind reading abilities is not proof on how little we care about you.

  19. If you ask a question you don’t want a answer to, expect a answer you do not want to hear.

  20. BEER is as exciting to us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I Know , I have to sleep on the couch tonight for writing this , but did you know , it’s like camping.

Oh and as I am going to be sleeping on the couch I may as well say ladies don’t forget that its a MANS WORLD out there. And we are glad that you are part of it.

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I got to say…this one is soooo true. Geeze :roll_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Haha great!

12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in a argument . In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

Bro, you are luck if she forgets after 6 months!

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I took a girlfriend on a date once, blindfolded, to a doctors office,

because of her comments of “you give me a headache” or “I have a headache”

Funny thing tho, it was not a psychiatrist or a General medicine,

it was a OGBYN LOL, yea I wanted to break it off, funny thing was she got mad but I was driving. I hit the pub in time for happy hour :wink:

Have not had a headache since.

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18. We are not mind readers and we will never be. Our lack of mind reading abilities is not proof on how little we care about you.

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+10000000000 for this one. As a man, I dare say that I’m intelligent enough to know that there are certain things a woman does not want to hear, and therefore I never volunteer that information. However, if a woman asks me about those things – particularly if the woman asking is a significant other with whom I have a serious, committed relationship – it should go without saying that I’m going to give an honest answer.