Mad Tater, aka Muckraker Tatey-tate here, with a question for all you phero boys and girls.
There are hits and then there are in-your-face-almost-want-to-apologize-for-using-pheros hits.
Taters best hit was with a 16-year old who just wouldnt stop staring with a youre-the-most-amazing-thing-ive-ever-seen look frozen on her face. MX149
This is closely followed by a waitress i had never seen before who came over to my table, stood with her back to my date, flipped her hair constantly and wouldnt stop using the F word while correcting her cleavage and running her hand along her hips. MX102
Then theres the woman at the next table who invited herself into the conversation i was having with my date and became touchy-feely right in front of her. MX103 + EST
And the woman in the next seat when i was in coach who backed into me while she was sleeping and tried to use me as a blanket, wrapping my arms around her then shyly apologizing on the other side of the Atlantic. Heavy EST + MX203
And the barista who ignored the out-the-door line to give me her undivided attention. MX203
Or the bank teller who started our conversation with a big smile and i-just-broke-up-with-my-boyfriend-last-month. MX102
With MX102/MX103, my dates often get ignored as another woman insists on competing which has led to a lot of i-cant-believe-shes-so-rude-do-you-know-her complaints. Its great to honestly say ive-never-seen-her-before and notice her number written on the check without you asking.
Tater has had a few moments of is-this-stuff-legal? hits. Tell us about your brutal hits, the ones that were so blatant you almost felt guilty.