true dat. i think the concept of buying drinks is getting old. the past 100 women i’ve talked to at bar/clubs didn’t even hint at me buying them a drink. i know some people both guys and girls that won’t go out if they don’t have the money to buy themselves tons of drinks. i think this is just a security blanket and a conformist mentality than anything else.
I was at a karaoke bar once where a 35 year old promiscuous blond with fake tits went around and flirted with every guy in the bar to the dismay of the dude she was with. She got drinks from almost every group of guys. My buddy who could be seen as a natural was brought to the bar by her, craft fully avoided the drink plea, and was the only one in the bar to get her number. They conversed for many weeks after..
I’ve learned in the past year, for some women life is all a game. I’ve also learned unless you want a fling, go somewhere where the chicks arnt playing games…
This reminds me of a joke/response I read and then actually had the pleasure of using out one night this was my experience…
I’m out and about at a swanky night club with so many hot women out it was incredibly hard to focus… Now fast forward to after imbibing tons of liquid courage I approach one of the sexiest girls out that night, and start talking to her (I had just gotten a drink and she was finishing hers up). After a couple mins of small talk she proceeded to ask me what I do for a living… what kind of car do you drive… where do you live… is it a house or apartment… obviously she was trying to see how much money I made (I run into this often when I am out in Scottsdale AZ), she then motions to her drink which basically said with out words “hello my glass is empty get me another drink” that’s when thanks to the liquid courage in me I pulled out this little gem.
I told her I like to cut through the bullshit your a very cute girl I can tell by your questions your looking for someone who can provide a nice life for you correct? she says, “well yea” I say “understandable everyone wants nice things I get that… I as a matter of fact want to be able to afford the best as well.” I then ask her (she had already stated that she currently is a waitress) “Do you plan on working at the restaurant for a long time or do you have any other ideas?” to which she replies “Not really I’m sure I’ll find Mr. Right soon (and she winks at me).” I comeback with “So as a waitress you aren’t really raking the bucks in here, financially speaking do you just plan on being taken care of by Mr. Right?” her again with a bit of tone to her voice, “Well yea.” me to her, “Interesting, so let me ask this what exactly do you bring to the table here?” to which she replies by taking a step back and doing a sexy little spin (this is where I make a huge smile ). “Wow okay your very attractive and sexy I get it… In fact your probably one of the hottest girls I have seen out tonight! (she smiles a knowing smile) Well I’m a businessman so lets take a second to look at it from my perspective… As I grow older I will continue to make more and more money, in fact that money I make will then start to make more money and that’s what you want from me… now you on the other hand have only your looks to offer here and while you are definitely a very attractive woman as you grow older you looks will lessen… this is just a fact of life and it happens to everyone so don’t feel bad, however that makes your a depreciating asset which as any good business man know is not a good investment so I will not be buying you… now we can discuss leasing options for the night!” She wasn’t too pleased but I was definitely proud of myself.
This was on Digg* a few days ago and it’s just as funny/ true now as it was then.
In the comment section somebody quoted Churchill as having said the following:
dude, didn’t someone post this as a craigslist ad about a month ago? honestly i have no idea why you wasted your time to even say anything to that girl. if it was me, i would have just said, “ok, you’re a gold digger” and then just leave it at that.
