I didn’t need him to tell me that. I never say anything to the coppers, ever!
I have a tendency to call 911 just to chat sometimes. I’m a lonely guy and it’s cheaper than phone sex operators. Most 911 operators aren’t too chatty when you bother them at work.
As for the cops I like calling them for rides. The taxi service in my town stops at a certain time, but those cops are always working and we know from taxi cab confessions what some say to their cab driver OR do in the cab. I do the same with my “police taxi service”. Not being able to open the doors is a tad bit of a bummer sometimes but the cost can’t be beat…UNLESS they take me to DETOX then it gets expensive 
A few simple tips -
Bella
I know a cop who will take drunk people home if they call him for a ride. Cool guy.
Story about an 11 year old arrested for drawing stick figures. The last line of the story by the mother: “And if they had known that their son’s cooperation would be used as evidence against him, they would have hired a lawyer at the beginning and exercised his right to remain silent.”.
Arvada Police arrest 11-year-old over ‘inappropriate’ stick figure drawing - KDVR
That’s just repulsive. It’s why people everywhere HATE the F*ing police. Those pricks should be strung up for doing that to a little kid.