Wise words from...George Carlin...Believe it or not

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died…)

Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70’s and 80’s - could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things.

We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a cent.

Remember, to say, “I love you” to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don’t send this to at least 8 people…Who cares?

George Carlin

Thank you for posting his words.

I have always idolized George. He is one of the geniuses of our times.

George, Steve, Richard - they are the people I looked up to as a kid…

PS. I know it is crazy - but if my life gets outta hand, I look to George Carlin as my barometer.

Yep, 7 words…The ones you can’t say on TV. I assume you remember the skit, then later the expanded list.

Was originally by Lenny Bruce back in the late '50’s or early '60’s.

My bad. I only knew of George Carlin doing it, then later his expanded list.

I’ve never heard of him I just read it and there soo much truth to everything he said, I thought it was poetic but you said he was a comdian was this ment to be a joke? it’s sounds like what my therapist or yoga instructer would say to me :slight_smile:

Yeah, I read this. He wrote this just after the death of his wife

Not meant to be a joke at all. It’s his analogy on life, and I think it’s a pretty dang good one a that.

Ya, the expanded list is great. Saw him live about a year ago, where he did the list.:smiley:

It’s often the comedian who can touch best on the “truths” of life.

My opinion.

George Carlin. RIP

1937-2008

What a great loss. George Carlin was a great man. I am so sad that he is gone. He was one of my heros.

I was saddened by this news today as well. I really love George Carlin as both a comedian and a person and got to see him live often. The man was much deeper then most people realize.

Tisha :frowning:

Another fan here…RIP, George…I’ll miss ya. :frowning:

Seven Words

Well, since I started the thread, I guess it’s pretty clear how much respect I have for him, and how sorry I was to read of his passing today.

I think the message from George that this thread was started with are very wise words, and I have read and re-read them many times. And at least for me, that’s how I’ll remember him.

I was so bummed out to hear of this. RIP. One of the greats is no longer among us.

Wise men always do that…it is one of the best ways to address an issue or express an opinion.:slight_smile:

George Carlin…A great comedian, with a great mind and a quick wit…well miss you … RIP

I was never a huge fan (but I guess as far as American comedians go, he was the most watchable). He seemed to be getting angrier and more bitter the older he got- it went from gentle but cynical humor in his earlier years to nasty/borderline nihilistic stuff (BTW, I’ve listened to alot of his stuff on mp3’s). I know he had alot of drinking, drugs, and health problems. What’s sad is I don’t think he had alot of peace in this life. He could have used a few years to try and get his life together. George Carlin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I hate to be a party pooper, but there’s apparrently a dispute attributing the aformentioned quote to Carlin. I admit the writing style is similar, but I think the sentiments aren’t really his. For one thing I doubt George Carlin would say anything against smoking (didn’t he have a skit about that, airplane crashing and “smoke 'em if you got 'em?”). Who knows, could be a myth of a myth and maybe he did write it… he just didn’t want to own up to it…

snopes.com: The Paradox of Our Time

I’m not saying he wouldn’t necessarily agree with some of the sentiments, but George Carlin was very much a guy asking deep question and not having alot of answers, or at least not talking to much about them if he had any ideas. I guess that’s OK because we call somebody with answers “preachers” or “self-help gurus”, not comedians.