Hey, check it out! A report from me that doesn’t have to do with strip clubs! Well, perhaps a little. On Tuesday, my schedule was changed on me with practically ZERO notice. I was to report to a different location the next day, and on a different shift. This would be the catalyst that brings my strip clubbing to a screeching halt. So, with that in mind, I loaded myself up on the usuals and headed out one last time to say good bye.
It was great. Nuff said there.
I got home with about 2 hours to catnap and then had to get ready for work. I overslept, and didn’t have time to take a shower. I did have a shower before heading to the club, and fortunately, it wasn’t very hot. My main concern was less a case of being dirty and more being worried about my mones.
I jumped in the shower just long enough to wash my hair and let the rinsewater take whatever Essence of Stripper with it. I didn’t really scrub, and as I was drying off, I could still smell traces of IFM and -none. This was going to be interesting. I applied some A314 to my chin (1 drop), then covered with Armani Mania.
When I got to work, people who I didn’t know were hella glad to see me. The project I’d been on for the last 8 weeks was becoming a legend. People were hearing all sorts of stuff about certain things taking place, so the members of the team were gaining celebrity status within our division.
All throughout the day, managers and leads were coming up to me with “Welcome back!”‘s and handshakes. It was cool as hell. People were getting out of my way in situations where one of us would have to move to let the other pass. On the way to the breakroom is a handwash station with a mirror that spans a 12’ wall. Every time I passed it, I glanced and saw that my back was straight, my chest was out, and I just had a serious “in control” vibe going.
Some notes to consider: I didn’t previously work with about 90% of the people I came in contact with, and I haven’t worked with ANY of them in 8 weeks. I didn’t have much of a signature before then, other than my own natural one, so going back in with a residual of my Strip Club Special basting, with fresh A314 applied definitely had a noticeable impact.
-D4