Haha, let me tell ya Selva, it’s a good thing my family has connections that can unearth just about anything on just about anyone. The last guy I went on a date with lied about almost every facet of his life. I was floored!
Aww, man you’re so darn lucky to have a family like that! Atleast, you’ll never get into trouble!
lol! he must have really wanted you! 
Nah, I think he was just a scammer. I don’t know what his angle was, but I’m certain he wasn’t looking for a relationship.
Selva on the other hand has family who will beat the **** out of anyone who even winks at her so she ought to be staying out of trouble too. 
Now if only dad had intervened before she had started that large brood of hers .. lol. 
lol, I guess so but it’s just a wink! lol, hopefully my family wont get in trouble in the long run though! specially dad! 
LOL!! you are so bad!
You know, between the two options of having someone snoop into my background and see if i have any dirt, or of having a woman’s family beat the s*** out of me for coming near her, i’d have to say i would prefer option A. Especially since i’ve got nothing to hide.
So i’m curious Emmie, have you singled out any favorites yet? In my humble opinion, assuming taken guys are out, Trankz, Woofie2, and yes… i’m gonna have to include Mtnjim… but that’s just because he tells some amazing tales. But throw the nominees a bone and see if anyone has struck your fancy yet. 
Ariadne I was eating yogurt when I read your post and almost choked from the laughter… LOL. Girl you are too funny!!!
Well Emmie you are very adventurous, that’s fabulous. I hope you find your man. Good luck and all the best!!!
Is that a nicer term for scrotums?
No, a nicer term for d!cks who like to jerk people around.
I aim to please!
Oh no! Bosshank scared the boys away!! LOL!! Aww c’mon guys, come back, come back! You’ve got nothing to lose…well maybe you might have a bleeding nose, but let’s be optimistic, atleast you’ll still be alive!
oh my god, bwahahahaha! you guys are hilarious!
Awww, don’t you worry yourself Selva, with the pictures you post for your avatar, i think it’ll take just a bit more than threat of bodily harm to keep the boys away. Just don’t tell your family i said that…
**I would be perfect for u it wasn’t for the age difference .. I’m 18..ish
Lack of a job
I’m Hispanic
I have a crude sense of humor.
I love to dance
yes these pearly whites are mine
Love to travel… wait does running away count =/ i ran away to Spain for 2 week (spent the time in my uncle vacation house).well mostly 2 week spent 4 day in a jail cell till they figure out who i really was.
I’m not artistic but i am creative.and I’m definitively good with my hand
i have the patience of a saint, No real astrological ****insight.and by if by conspiracy theories you mean the world government is holding evidence of little green men then yes =].. if that not what u meant then nvm
Would love to cuddle in bed on a Saturday mourning unless u hog the sheet then gtfo
breakfast in bed only if ****u let me cook for u
if by reading the paper u mean read the comic, and do sudoku then thats all me.
I’m not really the reading type I’m more the daydream yep there better story in my head
I love a girl that like play fighting and i also have no problem with the sec part to
If u mean dress up like a weirdo and walk around the city thats me on a sugar rush
I’m 5’8-5’9. Long soft dark brown hair. slim muscular body.would enjoy a size 38 dd any day
I’m not spiritual,i tend to close myself of in a emotionless barrier something that i inherited from my father.I’m mostly serious.. but i know how to have a good time. I’m a goat (91) . and definitely open to adventures. if your willing to take risk.
Pieces I kinda get along with anyone
And i would to go to London thats if u could show me a good time 
Lol I hope u know I’m kidding.you need a man I’m still a kid sadly 
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Think I’ve ticked off most boxes
In the words of Rupert Holmes:
“Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Where we’ll plan our escape.”
It’s a really great song, if you’ve never heard it, look it up on google “The Pina Colada song”
Ah Emmie, if only they knew what I knew
Mid 30’s tattooed part spanish 6 foot libra who dances like a drunken spider, is a fantastic cook ( I said COOK) with a perverted sense of humour and shouts at Gordon Brown when he’s on the telly.
Pity I’m married
See Selva, the pool is thinning itself out … lol. What you need to do is meet some guy who is into martial arts and can parry and block a right cross. Seriously - you are going to need a strong (character but musculature always helps) guy who can stand up to a strong father.
Either that or teach them how to box before you introduce them to dada …
So what do you not like about Mr. Brown? Serious question - I know what I have read about him but interested on your take as you are much closer to the subject so to say.
Other than the fact he’s a politician and as such deserves it??
I’m a diehard Conservative, capitalist and proud of it.
He, and his “New” Labour party (rightly) banged on for years about sleaze in the Conservative party and how they wouldn’t allow it. Surprise surprise, when it happens to his crowd, it is conveniently ignored as is the fact this once proud nation is now nothing more than Washington’s lapdog. That is not meant as a slur on anyone on here but the fact that 90% of my countrymen and women believe what the papers say and refuse to acknowledge the evidence of their own eyes while being systematically lied to by him and his cronies. One of his fellow politicians has been sacked from the cabinet twice for being a dishonest slimeball yet has now been given another cabinet post by this muppet! Anyway, rant over
Heey babe all you need is me wink wink (Haha im 19 ill look like a chihuahua trying to hump ur leg lmao)
Dooooood… that’s kinda creepy (on both ends actually)
**Hi!,
it sounds weird but i was making my wish list’s last week. I believe in the law of attraction.
That’s my first post in this forum, i don’t know how i’ve arrived here, but here i am. I’m from spain, i live in Barcelona.
I love to travel, my last was over southeast of asia; Tahiland, Camboia and Indo for 2 month long. i was back to daily live just one month ago and looking for new experiences. I like to dance and i do it so well.
I like to talk about insight’s energy , positivism, dreams’ means ,astrological’s signs. I’m not really good speaking and writing english, but a like to improve it sharing words with english peeople. I’m freelancer so i have almost all time i want to travel or do whatever i want to do.
I love to play and endless sex, very passional and fun
I like to do sports, surf, skiing, swiming. i’m thin and athletic’s looks.
I’m 33 years old, sagittarius and i love to live close to the sea. it make me feel the freedom. very open mind.
I’m open to invite you to know the mediterraneo’s sea. I don’t have any tattoo.
Have a nice day,
Fali.
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