Woman type #1 –“Your not good enough.”
Anything you do is simply not good enough. Even when you try to be perfect, its still not good. If you were to drive 65 mph in a 55 mph zone, it’s too fast. If you reduced speed and drove 45mph in a 55mph zone, its too slow. Nothing seems to work unless they are done according to her standards. Despite if the situation seems irrelevant or not, if its off by the slightest decimal or centimeter she erupts.
Woman type#2 – “You should take me shopping.”
You should take her shopping, take her out, take her to the movies, take her to Las Vegas and maybe take her to hell if she keeps on. It’s ironic that many of us continue to fall for this flattering and mysterious type of woman. She’s never around or available until she needs a lift, needs some money or a good night because her boyfriend hurt her feelings. It’s a trap, man, stay away.
Woman type #3 – “Mysterious and Ominous”
She never seems sure of whom she is or she’s too guarded to disclose who she is. There’s nothing wrong with taking your time when getting to know a person, but there’s a difference between the ‘right’ time, and a lifetime.
Woman type #4 – “My friend said I should…”
We all need somebody to lean on, but we shouldn’t leech off of others thoughts and apply them to our own personal feelings. We ask to seek advice, not a solution. We listen to learn, not to know it all. Thus, when problems arise, it’s difficult to really reach out to someone who always reflects upon the decisions of the people around them.
Woman type #5 – “Who’s Your Daddy.”
She’s got a great physique ; great personality and big breasts! There’s only one problem though, she’s got a pretty large amount of children from different men. One lives 6 miles north of you, the other 4 miles to the south and one just 3 miles east of your address. You’re surrounded. Lol
Woman type #6 – “Liberal spender.”
Spend, spend, spend, but whatever happen to save, save, save? Everything is such a breeze and an enjoyable feat; great attitude to have, but when does reality ever kick in? Unless you have the thousands of dollars or pounds to back up that ferocious credit card debt, such liberal spending is a disaster, especially if you were to move in together.
Woman type #7 – “You should be more like me.”
She’ll try to make you feel small; like you need a ladder to pickup a penny. As long as you remain behind her, she can keep a close eye on you to make certain you don’t excel past her. That way, its much easier for her to take cheap shots at you.
Woman type #8 – “ Any Woman Over Forty"
Like when choosing a car you do not go for the one that has to much mileage on the clock and extra baggage in the boot. No guys we do not want the “old banger”.
What we want is the sleek sports car that has big airbags up front and is always there for a ride. Lol
Are you kidding me? Putting age with a list of personality disorders. Gah! It takes all the humor out of the joke. Sort of an anti-punchline.
