***Crazy
If you want a laugh, check out my journal here: Tigerlilly's Reports - #96 by Tigerlilly here: Tigerlilly's Reports - #102 by Tigerlilly and here: Tigerlilly's Reports - #106 by Tigerlilly. It’s medical, so you’ll dig it. 
Sorry about the pilot thats causing you trouble. Send him my way. I’ll eat him up and spit him out for you… 
Or, tell him that you’ll be happy to pig put and go chav-tastic, but his ambulance rig doesnt make flightsuits in Burberry. Should shut him up. 