Two guys are talkin’ and one of them just keep going on about how badly his arm is bothering him, but it isn’t quite bad enough to go to the doctor.
The other guy said " I know just thing for you. The drug store has this new machine. All you have to do is pee in a cup, pour it into the machine, put in a dollar, push a button, and it tells you what’s wrong and how to fix it."
The first guy figures his buddy is just feeding him a line of bull and drops the topic. But a few days later he’s in the drug store and spots this machine. He figures it will only cost him a buck so why not try it. He pees in a cup, pours it in the machine, puts in a dollar, and pushes the button. A few minutes latter it spits out a slip of paper that reads. Dear Sir you have tennis elbow take ibuprofen three times a day for a week and limit the use of your arm.
The guy doesn’t think there is any way a machine could tell that just from a cup of pee; but he tries it and it works.
Still in disbelief, the guy decides to mess with the machine a little bit. So he takes a cup home with him and has his wife pee in it a little, then has his teen age daughter to pee in it a little, he gets some fresh oil off of the driveway and puts that in the cup, and finally he gets some fresh dog crap from the yard and puts it in too, then he jacks off in the cup to top it off.
He goes back to the drug store, shakes up the cup pours it into the machine puts his dollar in and pushes the button.
THE MACHINE STARTS HOPPIN’ AND JUMMPIN’ AROUND, and finally five minutes later, it spits out a slip of papper that reads: Dear Sr. your wife is pregnant with somone elses baby, your teenage daughter in on drugs, your car is two thousand miles past due for an oil change, your dog has worms, and if you don’t quit masterbating that tennis elbow is never going to get better.
