Oh ok i get it now. Damn I can be soo gawd damn thick sometimes (It comes from my mothers side of the family).
So basically every woman you have ever talked to ends up liking someone else better than you for no reason and kissing them instead of you? Makes sense. This is an issue. I mean you ALWAYS take on the best attitude you can, your brimming with confidence, your fun, you do everything right, your interesting, you put EXACTLY the perfect amount of pheromones that everyone tells you to apply and yet nothing ever works out for you, they never like you. It’s just reality, that’s just how it goes.
Your attitude is perfect. Nothing can be done about this. No one understands, they can’t possibly understand it like you do. It’s not anything your doing or not doing. In fact it’s a huge conspiracy. The gods have come down upon ye. Your life is cursed and doomed, the gods have a vendetta.
Shit. I get it now. Im so sorry about all my useless rambling. The simple answer would be to go take a cheese grater to your dick and then pour bleach all over it… but please don’t do that yet .. it could hurt. Plus your young and may need it later on if you ever change your attitude.