YOU got to read this!!!! My little ramble...

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See, I had a normal day at school, and when school ended I walked to the same metro…yadda yadda yadda…

And now I’m in the escalators, and suddenly, I smell a faint smell of cops (and I didn’t wear cops today so it couldn’t have been me!)—and I dismiss the thought, thinking that I’m just being over-analytic

But as the escalator is going higher and higher, I could smell cops stronger and stronger, it was just nasty. Everyone in front of me were all confused (I got a headache actually)…

I was like “WTF, did the drainage break into the metro or something?!”. Believe me it was a definitely strong strong stinky rotten cheese, stinky feet smell.

So finally, I get on the ground floor and there are people and police surrounding like in an irregular circle shaped looking down at something, so as I was passing by I was trying to look at what it was lol

So as parents were passing by, they would cover their kids nose, as if there was this contagious disease, LMAO you know this depanneur in the metro, the chinese cashier was actually wearing a mouth/nose mask! I got all scarred and stuff wondering omg, is this a possible anthrax?..

So then I walked beside the crowd and there were several broken blue bottles, lol, one police guy wore gloves to touch it, and when he opened it and it was a dropper bottle! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: First thing that came to my mind was “eow”! lol, I’m pretty sure it was eow actually!

Now thinking about it, I find the whole thing hilarious…lol, wow, many people don’t know what cops are!!!

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I wonder who lost their stash of pheros?

Anyone want to own up to it?

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LOL! poor fella, a few bottles of broken eow (that hurts, real bad! such a waste sigh)

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oo yaaa that would smell horrrible! im always super careful when i wear eow because it has that.. pukey disgusting scent. hmph.

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lol, eow does make me a bit self-conscious sometimes! I hate being a stinky person! lol!

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Are you sure it wasnt LAM, EOW dosnt come in a blue bottle it comes in a tiny little brown bottle. Both stink to high heaven though LOL. I never carrier the actual bottle of cops with me anywhere. I keep them in a air tight container in my closet :smiley:

Did you happen to look south at any of the men (snort) could have been a great experiment opportunity LOL

Tisha

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OMG I was just thinking it could have been dirty to that smells aweful and comes in the little blue bottle. Man what a waste if it was.

Tisha

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Hmm, really? (my eow was in a blue bottle :confused: well on the otherside, I did get it from ebay, so :roll_eyes: it’s not really a really valid proof lol)

lmao, dang, they were all wearing jackets, and sweaters, so I couldn’t really see the action lol! but from what I remember, there were more guys surrounding it than the ladies lol

lol, I didn’t think about dirty (but maybe it’s because I’ve never tried it!) lol :stuck_out_tongue:

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Really wonder why ebay bottles are blue. I get mine from LS and they are all brown or amber. Maybe its how they keep track of what batch it is or something. But the smell, once you know what it is, is unmistakable LOL

Wish I could have seen them LOL

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What a waste, poor fellow who lost his stash.

Moral of story: Buy togo’s and learn to decant into plastic bottles.

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LOL Tisha!!

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LOL I cant help it, I would have whipped out my clip board and taken surveys.

Ummm excuse me sir, can you tell me how you feel right now ?

Ummm do you feel warmer ?

Is there any movement south of the border that you can detect ?

Does that old lady over there look any more attractive to you then she did before you came up the escalator. :open_mouth:

They probably would have dragged me off to jail LOL

Tisha

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LMAO!!!

Jesus! I fell off my chair LMAO! Maybe you should drive over to my place, we could have a cup of coffee in the metro someday (I could buy another bottle of stinky eow and break it, and we could do a little reasearching with the guys)

LOL! I hope that sounded the way it should! :o

LMAO hahahahahahhahaha!!! I think you would have scared them (even if they felt that way :open_mouth: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: ) lol

Just make sure you have instant honesty with you!!! :wink:

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oh no! haha this totally makes me nervous. i bought eow and i’m worried that it’s gonna be a little suspicious. i live with my parents and my mom has been known to curiously or vacantly open my mail, but i just don’t want her to know about this hahaha.

can you smell it through the packaging they send it through?