You gotta love these people. How else can you say it… Some companies just have all the right stuff, the right people, the right attitude, the right business plan, all cylinders firing, everything just feels good, no, I mean really good! AD you are simply the best! How do you harness this stuff, I can’t hardly get this out of my head onto paper fast enough… OMG keep reading…
I read one or two other posts about people getting their first order all excited and stuff… this one person said one of the bottles had a minor leak because they could smell the product before they opened the bottle… no significant loss of product but in the shipment, trace amounts leaked out and the package had this odoriferous emanation… OMG, I think this is a marketing strategy employed by AD; if it’s not, it should be (wink). Ok, wait for it… it’s comin…
So it seems like I ordered my stuff just a few minutes ago and now my door bell is ringing… well guess who? If I had a hat I would take it off to AD about now. OK I live out in the middle of nowhere and the same FedEx guy makes all my deliveries for over a year now. I work out of the home so we get four or five deliveries a week. This same ole FedEx guy is like a zombie on a mission. I see him all the time. But he has so many places to drive to, he just can’t take the time for idle chatter, so it’s usually like, “Here’s your package; have a nice day!” But the package was leaking or something because I could smell an unusual scent… Well shut the front door! I mean er uh, I couldn’t shut the front door because the guy wouldn’t leave! This was definitely a hit! …and I haven’t even opened the package, much less used any product yet; in fact I wasn’t even sure it was the AD order until the guy was like totally high on friendliness towards me. OK I mean just straight friendliness, nothing gay. But this guy is telling me about his deliveries, the weather, traffic detours, and all I said was, “Do you need some water, it being all hot out today?” …I usually offer water to the delivery guy, so nothing unusual on my part. Eight minutes later, I’m still outside my front door, he’s still standing there talking, I’m holding the package in my hands, and the packaging odor was telling me what it was I was holding… now I’m getting this stupid grin on my face and I’m trying to hold back bursting out laughing. I don’t want this poor guy to be offended. I nonchalantly smell my hand and there is this really cool scent, I mean really good and now it’s on my hand… well it’s hot and I’m wiping the sweat off my forehead with my hand and now I really smell the stuff! So I’m holding the package still and then… I start chatting away with the delivery guy! Hey, this has got to be some kind of coincidence or pre-meditated hype, this stuff doesn’t work this way, right? …or could it be a hit? Oh my goodness, what a trip!
OK, he finally left, I mean he had to tell me he had to go because I had started motoring my mouth too. This is too much, I mean this is just nuts. So I walk in the house and the wife says, “Who was at the door, hun?” I haven’t told my wife about the mones yet and I don’t plan to for a while because I don’t want to mess up my tests and experimentation. She grabs the package out of my hands and says, “Who’s the package from, sweetie?” She’s looking it over and turning it this way and that way and flipping it around to see who it’s from… then she starts sniffing it, OMG… she says, “I think it’s leaking… is it perfume for me?” sheeez, how am I gonna keep the lid on this? I mean literally! I said, “Honey, you are going to ruin my surprise plans!” She’s rubbing her hand across her nose and saying, “OK, ok, I’m sorry baby.” So I take the package back from her and holding it in my hands, she proceeds to engage me in a conversation that went on for 30 minutes! …and she keeps smelling her hands … could this be a hit I’m thinking? Naaaaah. So I’m holding the package waiting for her to finish talking for what seemed like hours; but I just wanted to run in a closet somewhere to open it up without her involved. Man! …time was creeping by so slowly and she wouldn’t stop talking! I just sat there listening and smiling and she was like, “What are you all smiling about?” “Uhm, Nothing really.” (wink) But I finally get away, went into my office, closed the door with this package in my hand. I have this “little kid feeling” like I just took some cookies out of the cookie jar without asking. This is crazy stuff.
And sure enough, it’s the Androtics order. I ordered TUTH and IS and they gifted me with “IH to go.” Ya know, I was actually thinking about getting that one for my weekly men’s group. It’s like the shipping folks read my posts on here and felt I needed that too! Amazing! I’m opening the package and they’ve hand written a little note that says, “You’re amazing! Enjoy the free gift!” with little candies and stuff included …nice touch. It’s like what I usually would receive from one of my lovely daughters (I have four). AD, you are like family! …and I think that is their business model, to treat their customers like adored family members. Well done, keep up the good work! I can’t wait to try this stuff out but my wife is going out of town till the end of the weekend, An-tis-apay-ya-shun, is making me late, keeping me waitin! –CS
So there you have it. The beginning of my journey. Anyone out there still reading, pick up the freakin phone and order! Or do it online with the convenience of PayPal! I promise you won’t regret a thing. BTW, all the bottles were pretty full, so what ever leaked out in the packaging was fine with me! Gotta love those folks at AD!
