You KNOW you're a phero addict when....

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You know you’re a phero addict when…

  • You never ever leave home without AT LEAST one phero product in your pocket, purse or car.
  • When deciding on “what to wear” for a date or social occasion DOES NOT refer to clothing.
  • You need an ENTIRE SHELF (or more) for your phero collection.
  • You feel ABSOLUTELY NAKED on your phero-free days.
  • You would NEVER even consider on going to a job interview or important social occasion without some kind of phero enhancement.

I know there are a zillion more signs of this terrible addiction, lol! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hey, THAT’S ME! :open_mouth:

We need to start a 12 step program for phero addicts! :stuck_out_tongue:

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LOL, I actually started a chapter of Phero Addicts Anonymous last year sometime, here:

Pheromone Addicts Anonymous (PAA)

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  1. check store announcements for any new products or the glorious return of game scent :stuck_out_tongue:
  2. stop by the intro section and tackle a few
  3. go to smartmones and see what’s in stock vs. what you need
  4. place an order or call up steve
  5. head to the journal section and update your journal on what you just got; peruse other journals
  6. wait patiently for your order to arrive. silently curse fedex when you see your package checked in at the bassackwards long way detour of the memphis routing facility
  7. delightfully rip open fedex envelope; devour chocolate
  8. pop bubble wrap
  9. label new pheros, organize, sort, etc
  10. use new pheros!
  11. update journal or make a new field report
  12. see what goofy things are going on in the lounge

rinse and repeat. :smiley:

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You KNOW you’re a phero addict when, when you misplacerd one of your staple phero products and go insane looking for it.

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You KNOW you’re a phero addict when you start using pheromone terminology in everyday life.

“OMG that none filled asshole just cut me off”

“Why does she always talk about her crap and problems to me damn those beta nol-ish girls”

“He’s such a great father figure he must naturally be superfluous with rone”

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You KNOW you’re a phero addict when you get the email that your package shipped, and you check the Fedex tracking thingie like every half hour until it arrives, even though you know damn well that it will definitely get there before 5:00pm, as it always has. :stuck_out_tongue:

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  • you post in teh welcome forum just to get more points for free stuff :slight_smile:
  • you have a certificate from Steve saying you’re crazy :smiley:
  • You have TUTH in all the available versions and concentrations
  • you made a holder out of styrofoam to keep your to-gos stored upright
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Hey, thats a great idea! Don’t get me started, lol! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Wait…can you give me the dimensions to the storage box and the piece of foam. I need to make sure the circumference of the holes are just right and the bottles being very secure. :smiley:

EEK the addict rises once more within me :frowning:

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I was just thinking the other day what a phero addict I am :smiley:

You know you are a phero addict when you are always thinking of new combos in your spare time.

You know you are a phero addict when your dreams are that all the experimental mixes are in stock :open_mouth:

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You know when your a phero addict when your driving your car home and you look at the dashboard and it says 86F for the temp and you start thinking about putative 86 :cool:

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You KNOW you’re a phero addict when you reach for your pheros just as naturally and automatically as your clothes, etc. :slight_smile:

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you know you’re a phero addict when

  • your collection of phero is more than your collection of fragrances
  • you match your dressing to what phero you’re using (instead of the other way around)
  • your Journal/Avatar gets more attention than your Blog / Facebook / MySpace / Friendster
  • your MSN / Facebook status is up to date with what -mones you’re wearing
  • after you did your custom Mix, you tilt back your head and yell, “Its Alive” (+ Evil Scientist Laugh)
  • you buy those coin holder waist strap to put your To Go’s (Batman style).
  • you accidentally sprayed your breathe freshener on your wrist and IH in your mouth
  • you posted this list before even receiving your first batch of phero lol
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-“you accidentally sprayed your breathe freshener on your wrist and IH in your mouth”

HAHAHAAHAAAAA!!! ROFL!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Excellent!!!

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…you ordered your p83 and every morning you wake up and look at your door, when you don’t see it, you check your ship date, then call and see if it’s shipped, when it’s not you go back and try to get rid of that feeling it will soon come, but fantasize about when do you get it…

…you close your eyes and go to that special place in your mind…where You’ll wake up in the morning and walk to your front door and spot that white 8x10 package with a bit of a bulge. You make a giddy grin. …walk proudly to the door and check to make sure it’s yours…Then you’ll rip the top of…and pour out that little green bubble wrapped treat into your hands. YEH!!

You know you can’t really smell it yet…but you place the little green bubble wrapped goodness to your nose and gently inhale a long lung filling breath…it stretches your cheeks apart to make a smile…:smiley:

You know what you ordered but you check the receipt to see what Jacob wrote to you…in your mind you thank him and say…“Yes, Jacob I will enjoy my free gift, I will” :wink:

For a moment the mone you ordered takes a back seat in your mind and a feeling of excitement comes over you to see what that free gift might be :open_mouth:…in a matter of seconds myriads of thoughts invade your mind…you think I have been running low on my Instant Shine…and what if it’s something I’ve never ordered?..something new something I don’t even know exists …and some IH would be sooooo great to add to my A314 I’m wearing…could be so many things IO, IH, IS, IG…OH MY GOD what if it was IG…you can’t take it anymore so you tear open that green bubble wrap, popping a few bubbles in the process…feels like christmas :slight_smile:

You got some spaceland!! Jumping up and down in your kitchen waving your arms in the air…A little beautiful white vial of to-go spaceland. YIPPEEEE!!! You haven’t tried that yet but you;ve been reading about!
You heard it can make people giddy, happy and sorta kooky :smiley: FUN!!

The thought of squirting it on you right this moment pops in your head and you just heard your room mate bump something in his room, so you know he’s about to get up…

you see you have your p83 but you walk into your room and stash it with your other mones for the time being…

Then you wake up for a sec :open_mouth:

It was just a day dream for the moment :frowning: but you know that time will come…but it’s not soon enough. It’ll never be soon enough! You want it right now!!:angry:

You say to yourself calm down…you feel a lit bit embarrased because you’re acting like a child who doesn’t get it’s way. But you love your mones and you wish you had the $ to order overnight everytime but you don’t cause you spend it all on buying pheromones…the irony makes you chuckle…

it’s getting late in the day now and you need to attend to your life, but it’s there, always there in the right corner of your mind, that you’ll get to relive that special moment you so dreamed about…

So you take a big breath and say to yourself…relax, it’s okay it’ll come in time. It’ll come.

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You know ur a phero addict when

  • ur running low on Spaceland, u re mixed what u have left with weed
  • u meditate to the scent of P88
  • Steve is on ur speed dial (sori Stevie =P)
  • frens watching Titanic wit u laughed hysterically at Jacks death coz u OD on spaceland
  • u layer more than 5 -mones at e same heat spot
  • u sat on Santas lap n asked for Instant Sexiness for Christmas coz it’s phased out
  • u have a bottle of Ammo at home, in e car, at work, at e club coz u never know Wen u might jus need it
  • u ran out of Ammo jus before a hot date n rubbed e neighbors cat on ur neck hopin it’ll do the trick
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U know ur a phero addict wen

  • u think the Mastercard Ad suits AD more (~for everything else, there’s Pheromones)
  • u try to grow some chest hair coz u read that mones work better on hair
  • u curse the day u get a blocked nose
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You guys crack me up. Well you know what they say, the first step to getting over a problem is admitting you have one.

You know you are a pheromone addict when :

  1. You dream about pheromones
  2. You wall have pheromone pics and posters
  3. Instead of flowers or ornaments you got pheromone bottles on display on your living room stand
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Lol, dont mind me posting so many of these guys, these are just part of the Newbie-Mood fun~:smiley:

You know you’re a pheromone addict when:

  1. you budget for your monthly pheromone orders
  2. your budget for pheromones are More than your budget for ciggies/makeup/groceries/shopping
  3. you keep your AD receipts to claim tax relief
  4. you hold a sign at the street corner saying, “Need Money for Pheromones”
  5. each time you spritzed a dose of Instant Shine, you go to the forum to post a “You know you’re a Pheromone addict when…”