Sometimes I think I’m wasting my mones on my boring life … restaurants and WalMart seems to be my happening spots. Yaaaaaaawn!
Anywho, a drop of NPA to each neck’s pulse point, covered with 3 sprays of MX203 to neck, and 1 shared by the tops of the hands.
Nothing OUTSTANDING, but something did something. ![]()
Yesterday, I went to WalMart for some dog bones. Nope, I don’t indulge. Got in line to pay, and at the next register was a little blonde, married, I’d give her a good 7, in which I’ve seen, and toyed (joking while in line) with before. Hadn’t seen her in a loooong while … she hurt herself, and hasn’t been working. Anywho, I get to the register, and she yells, “Well don’t come in my line then!” She’s about 6-7 feet away, and I hear her … can’t hear out of my right ear. I pay, and go over to say hello, and find out where she’s been and why. We say our good byes.
Today I go back to WalMart to get an ink cartridge … I swear those things are getting filled with less and less ink … and I’m wearing the said combo. I go to pay at the express line, and there she is. “Hey!” Waves me over to the scan and pay line, and helps me scan and pay. She said, “You didn’t buy me any Valentines Day candy.”
I said, “I don’t want your husband doing no drive by, 'cause I bought his wife some candy!”
She said, “That’s okay … I’m a diabetec.”
We chat diabetes for a bit, 'cause I’m one, too.
Anyway, I was due 75 cents change, she said, “Thanks! This is for my soda.”
I said, “You can have it for a hug.”
She puts an arm around me. I say, “That’s not a hug! A hug is two arms!” The other arm comes up and around my neck. I say, “Alright! You learn quick!” She says, “What kind of colonge are you wearing?” My favorite answer, “It’s Hug Me, Kiss Me, Squeeze Me Tight by Jovan.” To which she laughs and says, “I’ll see you later,” which brought out my other favorite saying when someone says ‘See you later,’ “Thanks for the warning!” She cracks up, and I leave.
Would I have expected a hug from her? Nope.
Is a hug worth .75? Who knows … maybe to her?
Am I running this mix again sometime in the near future? Ya damn skippy!
Tis me story, and I’m sticking with it! ![]()