Day 3 - Visitors
Temperature – Don’t know, but I would say around 22 degrees
Mood – Still buzzing after yesterday’s pheromone fun
Appearance – Smart casual – jeans and polo shirt
Location - In the office
Ok, so after yesterday’s fun I’m feeling really positive about the pheromones, been reading lots on the forum about people’s experiences and, despite reading about not overdoing it, today I’m going to have a crack with all three of my products. There’s plenty of time to find sweetspots and all that, but I just want reactions off people, good or bad, they’re all the same to me! Today I have got two people coming in to see me, one telecoms sales guy and a lady from a new print company that is looking to do all our printing for us. Now I’ve not met either of these people before, so here’s a quick summary of the impression I have gathered from them on the telephone…
Telecoms guy
This guy has pestered me for a couple of months now, he’s smarmy and really irritating. I initially told him that I wasn’t interested, but he fired straight back at me “what’s the matter with you? Don’t you want to save the company money?” Now it’s that sort of stupid talk that gets my back up, so I played along with him and let him book himself an appointment with me. He’s wasted my time so I’m going to waste his, he can drive 60 miles to come and see me, there’s no way his company is taking over my telephones…
I imagine this guy to be about 6’2 and extremely skinny, spiky hair, little bit of fluff on his face, approx. 22-28 years old and extremely pushy.
Printer Lady
Sounds hot! Hotter than hot, I’d pay good money for her to talk dirty to me. The company she works for is a franchise, so they chances of her getting our work is very, very slim, but with a voice like that I’ve just got to see what she looks like!
I imagine this lady to be 28-35, beautiful figure, smartly, but sexily dressed, long dark hair and dark eyes. It’s quite warm today so I’m hoping she won’t be wearing a jacket, just a nice white blouse with a few buttons undone. My office is a sun trap, so get’s really hot really quickly, so I’m going to keep my windows shut and let it heat up a bit in here, see if that encourages her to strip off a little bit…
First dose – 11:00am 3 sprays of A314, one to neck, one to each wrist
Effects:
11:10am (t+10minutes) – No noticeable effects, I sniff my wrists deeply and then go stand outside for a smoke.
11:20am (t+20minutes) – Feeling a tiny bit light headed, nobody even looks up at me as I walk through the main office, heads down getting on with their work, just the way I like it. Normally I get a smile, if only from the secretary, but nothing, there is definitely an “awkward” feeling in the air. Perhaps I should lighten the vibe a little with some instant openess, but not till the telecoms guy has been…
11:30am t+30minutes) – Telecoms guy arrives. I can here him talking shit to the secretary, he comments on her hair or something and she giggles. She knocks on my door, face beaming, his charm has clearly worked on her! I get up and shake his hand, I squeeze hard, making solid eye contact, I can feel him shrivel, his shake turns a little limp, I maintain the Nagrom death stare until he uncomfortably looks away, this is going to be fun! Now he’s not as I imagined, he’s quite a bit shorter than me and a little bit plump, his cocky telephone manner certainly doesn’t match his appearance, in fact he looks a bit pitiful. I suppose he’s a good looking chap, if chaps are your thing, but he’s definitely not as expected. I take a seat and he awkwardly stands there, I deliberately don’t ask him to sit down, “can I take a seat?” he asks, I toy with the idea of saying no, but beckon him towards the chair and say “of course”. As an ice breaker he asks me if that’s my car outside, I smile and say yes, in a so what kind of way, that’s the end of the small talk. As he sits there delivering his pitch something comes over me, I start to feel a little bad about this whole situation. I’ve got him here with no intention of signing up with him. I move in closer towards him, trying to show an interest in what he’s saying and pointing at on his literature. He seems uncomfortable, more so now that I’ve moved closer, so I give him some space and back off a little bit. It was my intention to tell him after he’d given me all the details that I had no intention of signing up and, that as he’d wasted my time so much by pestering me on the phone, that I just wanted to waste his time, but like I said, I’m really feeling for this guy at the moment. Everyone needs to earn a living and he’s just doing his job.
Has A314 made me soft?!
He finishes off his pitch and tries to close the deal, I politely tell him to leave the paperwork here and that I’d read through all the terms and conditions and if I’m interested I’d give him a call. Normally a guy like this would want to close in the meeting, there’s probably loads of crap in the terms that he’s not made me aware of, but he doesn’t try to close, he suggests that this is a good idea and that he looks forward to hearing from me. He really can’t wait to leave! I shake his hand again and thank him for his time, get up and show him to his car. As we walk past my car I indulge him a little and chat to him about it, he seems much more comfortable now and eager to chit chat. So I stand there and have a smoke, chatting about performance and turbos and the like and then send him on his merry way…
Result?? I’m not so sure, I used 3 sprays of a314 (1.23a) because I wanted him to feel uncomfortable, I wanted him to think “oh shit, whose this guy”, which I think worked, but after only about 10 minutes I really found that I had an empathy with him and felt bad. Perhaps that’s my own conscience kicking in, perhaps the A314 works in mysterious ways. Anyway I feel rather pleased with myself, mainly because I realised that deliberately trying to upset the guy was not the right thing to do…
1:30am (t+2.5hrs) Redose – 5 sprays of IO to my neck, arms and wrists, I’m hoping this will buffer the A314 that I applied earlier, although I would imagine that it’s worn off a little bit now.
1 spray of tuth - I debate how many sprays of tuth I should apply, but in the end go with the safe option of just one.
The printer girl will be here in half an hour!
1:50pm (t+2.8ish hrs) – Mood in the office has lightened considerably, no one is particularly chatty, but they’re working and everyone is smiley. Saying that it is Friday afternoon and the weekend is coming, so that could be a major factor. I have a quick smoke and prepare myself for the printer girl. I spread a load of paper work over my desk to make me look more busy and important than I actually am, open the windows to let some air in, office is really, really warm now, scene set…
2:00pm (t+3 hrs) – Printer girl arrives… She comes in and sits down, my initial thoughts were wrong, she’s in her late 30’s, quite attractive but not my type, blonde, well groomed and slim to the point she looks unhealthy. She seems very pleased to see me, all smiles and giggles. I ask her to sit down and she starts her pitch. I’m not impressed with her choice of clothing. It’s british summertime here, she’s wearing a blouse with a v neck jumper over top, man she must be sweating! Oh, she is sweating 
She can’t get close enough to me and wow can this girl talk! I’m starting to get a headache. She is wearing what I can only describe as an expensive smelling fragrance, but this is intermingled with a distinct smell of body odour. Eye contact is exceptional, she’s making all the right signals, playing with her hair, her entire body is pointed straight at me, it’s just such a shame she doesn’t smell great. In fact I’m beginning to get paranoid, is the smell emanating from my goodself? Now please don’t think I’m being unfair to the girl, she’s a really, really nice girl and she’s got me a little hooked on her sales, but there’s no excuse for smelling like this. It’s not like she stinks or anything, but I can smell her smell and her smell ain’t great…
Anyway the chatting goes on and I agree to send her a small project to test them out, I should never really get girls to pitch to me, I seem to never be able to say no…
Result?! Difficult call, this girl is in sales so it’s her job to be overly nice to me, having said that her body language was very open and she was extremely flirty. Trouble was I wasn’t really interested in her, so my body language was giving out negative signals, I could have turned the charm on just for laughs, but that could have got me in trouble.. Also as I have never met this girl before it would be difficult to assess her personality, is she always flirty like this? Anyway I’m a good looking guy 
so would she have been flirty regardless of the pheromones??
4:00pm (t+5hrs) – Now this is interesting, my secretary has just invited me to her birthday party! She’s always really nice to me, but in a mumsy sort of way. We get on well but very rarely will she stop and chat, unless I instigate the conversation. She came into my office to show me a letter that I asked her to type. As I went over it with her she started to behave slightly out of character. Started running on about her children and her cat, then she kind of awkwardly asked me if I wanted to go to her birthday party.
Result?! Oh yes, without a doubt in my mind - RESULT!! I’ve known this lady for 5 years so I’ve gotten to know her personality extremely well. She’s a fair bit older than me, happily married and has never asked me to a social event. It was strange the way she asked me, she seemed relieved when I said that I couldn’t make it, it’s almost as if someone (or something) was forcing her to ask me. Very, very weird, but definitely a pheromone based result!
I’m out socialising tomorrow (today) so am really looking forward to using the pheromones in an environment other than work. Meeting with Target girl on Sunday aswell, so I’m really rather excited!!
