A talk with Dad

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Well I wasn’t sure where to put this or even if I should mention it but you know me I gotta share LOL :stuck_out_tongue:

My parents stopped over this past weekend. I had one of my orders from Androtics on the dining room table and my dad saw it and said. “Man you have alot of these hormonal sprays” LOL I explained “there not hormonal they are pheromones daddy” So he says “lay one on me” LOL

Well I told him to hang on and I ran up and got my hubby’s A314 and put 3 drops on him. 1 on each wrist and then I rubbed a drop up his jaw line.

Dad … Good god its smells like dirty feet LOL

Me … Oh no really I will cover it, I used 2 spray of Instant Shine to do that.

So they had their visit and all was well…

Today I stopped over their house on the way home from work.

My dad was happy as a lark, My mom left the room and he drags me over to the corner in the kitchen and says

Dad… I need more of that hormonal stuff.

Me … I thought it smelled, what do you need it for ? Did you like it ?

Dad … It gave me my “shazam” back. Made me feel 70 again LOL He is 85. Bla bla bla bla …

Me … :open_mouth: Ewwwww daddy Im not listening I’m not listening :o

Dad … We should bottle it and sell it.

Me … :confused: Ummm they do bottle it and sell it.

Dad … Good lord, well be rich

Me … Ummm daddy no we wont Michael and Jasmin will LOL

My mom comes back in the room and he is grinning like the Cheshire cat. ewwwwww So anyways she looks at me and says dont you dare give him any of that mix. BLA BLA BLA BLA ROFL

Again I am not listening LOL

So now he says he wants to try it out on those young hottie nurses down at his Cardiac Rehab gym. This gets my moms attention and she wants my harlot smelling mix LOL

Jeez I created two monsters LOL

Shazammmmm :smiley: :smiley:

Maybe we should have a product called shazamm LOL

Tisha

Buying A314 For My Father
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OMG - Excellent post !!

I’d give you reps if I could figure out how…
…still entranced by the avatar. :slight_smile:

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Wow Tisha, you’ve created 2 shazamms LOL

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Scary when your own parents act like that. lol

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ROFL!! :smiley: …Tisha…lol…what mischief have you wrought? I’m cryin’ here.

Oh Lordy..thank God you don’t have to worry about a little brother or sister. :open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

You deserve reps for just having to listen…ewwwww…lol

The other..er…up side is Androtics has two new customers. :smiley:

Bella

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Too darn cute. :smiley:

what’s in the Harlot mix!? musta missed that one …

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Its Lust After Me LOL She says I smell like a french whore when I wear it. :stuck_out_tongue:

EWWWWWW

I called my sister to tell her and she yelled at me LOL Jeez its not like he is gonna get her preggers or anything LOL

Tisha

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Bwhahahaha!

Shazam!

You have a really great set of fun and open parents Tisha! I hope I can be that fun at 85!

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You said it! :smiley: :wink:

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Holy Aphrodite,:open_mouth: I just thought of something. I hope he doesn’t go telling all the old guys down at Cardiac Rehab. We could have a shuffling stampede. Ewwww thats all I need. He will probably want me to host a “Hormone” party (like tupperware) so all his friends can score LOL

Tisha

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LMAO!!!

Oh wow! that’s how I feel around mom when she’s got her pheros on…lol, thinking about getting dad a314 soon :wink:

But I agree, I love the way your parents act like their still young at heart :wink: lol!!!

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LOL! You’re killin’ me…:smiley:

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Hormone party. haaa! At that age their noses have been through it all. My Gran, who cannot smell a thing, never has been able to…I used to get away with smoking literally right under her nose..picked up on est in about 10 minutes flat. I haven’t had the guts to wear any strong copulins around her. LOL

She’s a real character herself, I have pictures taken of her while we were on family vacation going down the largest water slide at Sea World. Boy did that tick Gramps off…he was overly concerned asking her don’t you know how old you are? (75 at the time) The hard part is getting to the top of those slides, getting back down is a breeze!

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:slight_smile: that was excellent!

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O tisha , you naughty girl you ..

Nice lol funny post

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ROTFLMAO.

You and Selva with your parents … Remmy with her sister … where will all this madness end … lol?

Actually your Dad is right - you do have a tremendous business opportunity hosting pheromone parties … you, a little french maid costume and a whole lotta pheromones … lol. :open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

'Course the side effects from all that exertion may thin the Cardiac Rehab ranks a little - but at least they will go with a smile on their faces … :open_mouth: :smiley:

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hehehe thats so funny :slight_smile:

i wish i can get my mom to get into pheros also, but she calls it the voodoo stuff.. hehehe maybe ill spray on her accidently one day and see if she calls it that. hmph :slight_smile:

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ROFLMAO I swallowed my gum, laughing,

I have been trying to get my father to try IFM (want to use it but he will research it on the internet and find this place, and likely become a monster too) Through my testing IFM calms my moody mother down, she flips from happy to pissy in nothing flat, always has.

maybe that isn’t a bad thing. If he gets to using TUTH and drives my sister insane she will move out… :open_mouth: (sis is living at home)

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LOL. You are right - she may be so embarrased by their “affection” and so sleep deprived from all the noise at night she just might have to go find a place of her own …:open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

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That’s so ilarious…

OMG cannot wait to try pherormones tomorrow!!! ___