Here’s my first post…
My yoga teacher, who’s about 40 years old, asian (Chinese), has been complaining about my smell recently. Tonight I have narrowed the cause down to A314. FYI, I love the A314 smell.
Below are all 6 of my encounters with her, chronologically, over the course of a week. The strongest evidence is Encounter #6. The ambient temperature is usually about 27~30 degrees Celsius. Besides the complaints, she usually likes me.
Encounter #1:
T: 3xIH (throat+elbows)
T+0.1~1.5: 1 hour of sweaty yoga class, she kept complimenting my looks
Encounter #2:
T: 2xA314 (elbows)
T+1.5~2.3: 30-year-old asian male colleague complimented my scent
T+7.5: …probably some pheromones…I forgot…
T+8~9: 1 hour of sweaty yoga class
T+9~11: long proximity with her, she’s happy with me, no complaints
Encounter #3:
T+0~4: 2.5xMX301 + 1~3xIH, long proximity with her, no complaints
Encounter #4:
T: 2xA314 (sternum+elbows), 3xIH (throat+elbows), 5xIS (throat), 20mcg P86 (chest)
T+0.2~2.2: 2 hours of sweaty yoga class
T+2.2: she said my sweat stank, but later my mom didn’t think so
T+3.7: showered, then put on 3xIH (throat+chest+elbows), 4xIS (chest), 20mcg P86 (chest)
T+4.1~6.5: long proximity with her, no complaints
Encounter #5:
T-7.6: 2xIH (chest)
T-6.4: 2xA314 (sternum)
T: 2xIH (elbows+chest), 4xIS (chest), 40mcg P86 (chest+throat)
T+0.3~0.8: sweaty aerobics
T+3.2: she said I stank, I could only smell light BO
T+3.2~5: she made me go take a shower, no complaints afterwards
Encounter #6:
T-0.7: shower, hot/humid/a bit sweaty
T: 1xA314 (elbows), 2~3xIH (chest)
T+0.2: she said I stank, told me to go change, I changed my shirt while trying to rub the pheromones off
T+0.5: she still thought I stank, she suspected I eat too much meat, told me to go shower, I washed my elbows and chest with soap several times
T+0.8: no more complaints
- “T:” means at some point in time. “T+1.2:” means at 1.2 hours after T. “T+1~2:” means during T+1 to T+2.
- 3xIH means equivalent to 3 sprays of IH normal concentration.
- 2xA314 means 2 drops of A314.
- By “elbows” I mean the insides of elbows.
- By “sternum” I mean the on my chest, at the lower end of my sternum, which is a concave surface, where I often dab A314 on in order to prevent my shirt from catching it. I try not to spread the A314 thin, in order to prolong the duration, because I think the evaporation rate is linear to the area.
- None of them were applied onto clothes.
Is this too much information?