Accidental Instant Jerk exposure from a leaked package: field report and usage tips

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Too Fast Too Furious - An Accidental Bad-Ass Leaked PheroHigh with IJ gone Horribly and Amazingly Well

What you are about to read happened in a short time span of 5 hours.

Awoke in the morning and checked my postage via DHL. Postage was to arrive due noon. Time reached and was about to step out of the door to my lesson with students and postman arrived on time. Perfect. Quickly opened the package to check everything was fine.

I had on me 2D of A314 today. I opened the package and I saw that IJ had probably leaked in the package. As I was checking the package. Somehow my hands got smeared with IJ.

Shit.

Or so I thought.

I didn’t have time to wash my hands. I went straight to class and throughout the journey I was doused with a huge overwhelming dose of IJ. I felt like a bad-ass jerk throughout the journey.

I probably scared the shit out of the men around me who took one quick look and avoided my gaze.

As I walked through the campus, women were cocked looking at me as I moved about as if my balls were huge.

I was really on a phero-high. It was as if I was extremely drunk with booze, but I was overwhelmed with the smearing of IJ.

I was feeling pretty bad-ass.

I reached my class and met my students.

Honestly at that time I thought that hell was gonna break loose. They seemed extremely intimidated by my presence throughout the whole lesson. There were 2 dudes and 2 girls, they were only 3 years younger than me but I was their lecturer.

However.

As the time passed on, bit-by-bit I gained their respect and as I started to build rapport and attracted their attention, the time started to pass.

1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, 4 hours, 5 hours.

They were hooked.

These are students who were not able to be attentive for more than an hour in school.

I hooked them and taught them for 5 hours straight, conveying vitality and energy in class.

All with the help of Instant Jerk, a bad-ass teacher who was as in-your-face as you could get and joked about things.

In a sense, cool.

I finished my lesson, 2 hours over-short.

Dismissed them and they went back.

Got a message from my superior.

“They love you. You have my full support, I give you full flexibility on your hours.”

Too fast, too furious.

A leaked bottle of IJ, smeared onto my hands, created a bad-ass cool teacher who spoke their language and gave birth to a kick-ass class.

I started out this journey with not much respect from my superior,

an incident that gave birth to an opportunity of a lifetime.

Now, I can say, whatever people say, mones freaking work.

Taken from Journal Entry, 20th August 2011

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Awesome results. I have a ToGo of IJ but haven’t used it yet. I haven’t been in a situation I would think it would be appropriate.

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Instant Jerk is my favorite! It gives me the cajones I always wanted and the attitude to use them. It’s badass in a bottle, though it isn’t for the faint of heart. I’ve used two sprays before (applied hours apart) and after the buffers I pit on wore off, I had a short temper with little things. But used responsibly, it’s and absolute life and game changer.

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Where do you guys think are good situations to use IJ?
I’m putting together another order and want to make sure I get everything I need. I have a ToGo of IJ but I haven’t even used it yet. I like to make my orders worth while, so I’m considering getting a full bottle of IJ if I can find common situations that I would be wearing it, as it sounds like it’s very promising when used.

The only thing I can think of are clubs and parties with many girls.

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I actually use it everyday. One spray to the front of my neck and a refresher halfway through the day. I buffer it with one or two sprays of IS. IJ helps me stay congruent with A314 by letting me act without brooding on my fear of the consequences. Not to say I don’t think before I act when I wear it, but that the possible negative outcomes of my actions (i.e. approaching women, speaking my mind, etc.) don’t weigh on my mind. Now, with 2 sprays, I truly become more of a jerk. I get a little miffed at things, and have a very low tolerance for bullcrap. So long as you aren’t at a six year olds birthday party, you should be ok, so long as it’s buffered and you don’t go overboard with it.

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Hmm yes I see. Perhaps IJ can be used a lot more than I see at first glance. I’ll likely get the full bottle of it and hope I find a lot of use for it. The reason I question it is due to the 3 year shelf life. I’d hate to buy full bottles and find I almost never find myself in environments that apply to that particular mone. I currently have a ToGo of IJ and havent even used it yet (1 month so far give or take a couple weeks).

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Maybe hold off on the full bottle of IJ and just play around with the ToGo to see if it’s something you want and are comfortable with. One spray will give you the self effects without putting you in danger of getting your ass beat by someone looking for a fight. Just observe how you feel and see if it’s something you want. It may save you $48. Or it might prove just how awesome it is!

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I assume IJ gives you that confident “I don’t give a fuck” mindset in doing cold approaches?
That’s something I really should work on is cold approaches. I always look for the most seamless opener, and if I don’t see one I’ll forget about the approach. I understand IS is supposed to help with confidence, but from what you wrote, it looks like IJ may be that as well as a bunch of other effects?

And another thing, the effects of IJ on other people (such as the hating), is that because of the pheromones effects on THEM? Or is it the IJ effect on you and your subsequent behavior that has others ready to punch you out, sort of speak?

I understand it does have none based product in it. So perhaps it is the pheromone of this that others subconsciously detect, or perhaps it’s your actions while under IJ that cause others behavior towards you to potentially be negative if given too much IJ

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Yes, it does give the I don’t give a shit attitude. It was extremely blatant when I was wearing it for the first 30 minutes. I had no idea that it was so strong, had trouble getting into character and staying congruent with it.

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Try it with some A314. The results are interesting. My avatar is proof :stuck_out_tongue:

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Was wearing 2D of A314 when I was smeared with it :slight_smile:

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Well, everyone reacts differently. 2 drops a314 and two sprays of IJ are enough to make me become like the Hulk. Maybe you should go for a serious OD. 4 drops a314 six sprays IJ for example…not that I’m condoning folks going Hulk on others but it’s an interesting experience. :stuck_out_tongue:

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OMG, 6 sprays of IJ = ???

Is it possible to evolve further from an Incredible Hulk?

But I agree with you, IJ is a very interesting OD result experience… it was like if anyone were to hit you up, you wouldn’t take their shit and you would react back in a bad-ass way.

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oh for me, A314 + IJ makes for the most impressive and scary results I’ve ever had. when I first OD’d on it, I was about ready to rip the heads off of anyone in the restaurant we were in. I didn’t give a frak.

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OMG i love a314 and IJ combo.
one day i was wearing
3 x a314
2 x IJ ToGo
4 x IShine
4 x IO ToGo

had a little chat with a girl i know and man the way how she was breathing and talking, it did look like shes gonna cum.
sadly im out of IJ.
placed an order on fri, and totally forgot about IJ, now i can only pray that ill get it as a free gift

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Same sentiments mika, after that day, totally regretted not getting the full 30ml version, it’s such an interesting instant line :smiley: