The veterans of these boards will know that I’ve been dismissive of Ammunition in the past. It never seemed to work for me and I gained the impression that it just wouldn’t fire. A314 has taken its place as the number one attractant for the opposite sex and it does the job admirably.
But all is forgiven now. I’ve been giving A314 a rest and and giving Ammo a second, third, fourth, fifth chance. What can I say, I’m a forgiving kind of guy when it’s not really someone’s fault. If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. Damned body chemistry doesn’t mesh with it, or so I thought.
Over the past few months, I’ve been wearing it when I get my hair trimmed, alternating between a single spray to the back of the neck - I have Heavy - and going without. I don’t go higher as the stylists are in very close proximity.
Blame me for not paying the usual sharp-eyed attention to body language cues. I’m usually locked in conversation with the hairstylists who can yap for hours non-stop, or with my eyes slightly closed when they spray their chemicals around and they drift in my direction. I thought Ammo would be overpowered in this environment, but it’s nothing if not a fighter.
The biggest coincidence I’ve just noticed is that when I wear the Ammo, I get charged a much lower price - a third off or more. When I don’t, it’s the full price, please, love. At first, I put it down to the hairstylists having a different pricing structure depending on whether or not your stylist is ranked as ‘Junior’ or ‘Experienced’, but I’ve had the same stylist for months now. She always makes a point of booking me in under her name so ‘I can take care of you’ and will flip backwards and forwards through the appointment book to find a free slot with her instead of handing me over to a stylist who is free at the requested time. She’s very cute and she does a fantastic job, even if she is a little too old for me, so I play along even if I have to look a bit shaggy and unkempt for another week.
When I don’t wear Ammo, she sits behind me in her own chair and maintains a comfortable, professional distance. She’ll give my hair brief touches only if she needs to manipulate, tweak or smooth the style slightly and she’ll charge me the full rate.
When I do wear it, I notice she doesn’t use the chair and gets a lot more up close and personal. When she moves around to the back or the side, she holds her body extremely close. Today was exceptional, a 15-minute touchy-feely boobing session, complete with her breasts and upper body almost permanently pressing into my back, my neck and the side of my head. When she - slowly - ran her hands through my hair, it was as if she was a masseuse, not a hairstylist. She was practically feeling every strand and the contours of my head. She trimmed around my ears and she smoothed, stroked and tickled them, smiling in a dreamy way.
I just leaned back slightly, relaxed and enjoyed it. The shocker was the price. Much, much cheaper than I thought it would be. 50% off her usual rate. Excellent!
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