I havent found an opportune time to use any ammunition since i don’t go to clubs that often, but i finally was able to test it out. my friends and i decided to meet up at one of my friends house before we went to the club, before we left, i applied one spray of Ammunition 1X to my neck. while in the car, i was riding with one of my best friends who was in the passenger seat, his girl friend amber was driving and i was sitting in the back next to two of amber’s friends which happened to be mother and daughter, the daughter is 19. the mom was sitting in the middle between her daughter and i. during the ride, the mom starts talking to me about what school i go to and what kind of music i like. i talk more with the mom than i do the daughter during the entire ride, she’s an older woman in her late forties who is trying to live like she’s in her early twenties. the ride goes smoothly, but nothing out of the ordinary happens.
when we arrive at the club, the first thing i do is go to the bar to get a drink and the bartender notices me immediately in the middle of a big croud which never happens. i normally have to wait about ten minutes for him/her to even look at me and this is the way it is throughout the rest of the night.at this point, i’m noticing that i am getting a lot of looks from woman than what i normally do, but am too shy to approach any of them. anyway, my friends and i head on down to ride the electronic bull, while one of my friends, bryan and i are waiting in line to ride the bull, two girls infront of us ask if we are going to ride the bull together. i say to one of them, “hell no, i’m a man, not a girl” then one of the girls replies, “well you can be the girl and he can be the man”. by now, i’m feeling pretty good considering that i’ve had three drinks of jack daniels on the rocks and i’d rather not get into a confrontation with any girl that wants to be a bitch to my face, so i shrug it off and act like it’s no big deal.
later, i go to the bathroom to apply more pheromones. i apply two sprays of Instant Female Magic on each side of my neck, two sprays of Ammunition to the back of my neck and two sprays of Instant Shine 2x to the front of my neck ( it’s a lot of pheromones i know, but i was drunk at the moment). anyway, i come out of the bathroom and decide to start flirting with the daughter (amber’s friend), i casually put my arm around her and i ask her if she wants to dance and she says “no, you need to get off of me”, i’m hurt once again by a female, so i’m wondering “what the hell is going on here”? so after that, my friend bryan and i decide to play some pool. while i’m standing around and not paying too much attention to my surroundings, i bump into another guy and he says “oh, i’m sorry sir”, and it was actually my fault and not his which i thought such an apology was unusual.
so basically, i get immediate attention from bartenders, a girl thinks that my friend and i are homosexual, the 19 year old girl that came with us thinks that i’m a freak when i try to hit on her and a guy that i bump into thinks that i’m going to kick his ass if he doesn’t appologize for my mistake.
that’s pretty much it as far as any experiences that stand out to me. next time, i’ll work on trying to dance with some women on the dance floor and hopefully the end result will turn out much better.
