At the Oakley Store

Visited the Oakley store today. How is it that they get all the prettiest sales assistants? Anyway, already knew to expect that so zapped myself with Lancome Hypnose and 4 shots of Ammo 2x from a To-Go. I stopped having super obvious self-effects way back, so not much there, except for maybe a bit more focus.

It wasn’t too busy. A couple guys mulling around. Two girls running the place, both of them pretty easy on the eyes. I walked in and turned my back to them to look at a display case.

One of the SAs, a cute redhead (the better-looking of the two, I’d say), comes and asks me if she can help. Red ain’t her natural color, but still looks good on her. Compliments her blue eyes . . . which are constantly smiling, and the pupils are fairly wide open. Could be the dim light, could be the Ammo. Could just be her. No way of knowing.

Anyway, transaction goes smoothly. She seems fun and friendly enough, but she’s an SA, she’s supposed to be like that, right? So doesn’t necessarily mean anything. I’m there for about fifteen minutes, checking out various things. I make a purchase. I get her name and introduce myself . . . her smile reaches her eyes–it’s genuine. I tell her I’m sure I’ll be back, and then leave.

Well, that was nice. Nothing I’d call a blatant hit, but I’ve had precious few of those in all my usage (but have had a few). The Ammo probably didn’t hurt. It isn’t as if I draw girls to me like flies to meat to begin with. If I were on the prowl I’d have gone for the number. But I don’t ask for phone numbers I don’t intend to use so . . .

EDIT: P.S. SteveO, can you add me back onto the list of reporting users?

4 full sprays of Ammo 2X?

:open_mouth:

LOL!!! From a To-go, josef. From a To-go. And I’m Asian, so I assume lower -none levels.

Hmm…That’s about 16-18mcg of Ammo! If my terrible math skills have held up for once..

man that is still a ton of -none. if i remember keerectly, one full spray from a to-go is about 80%? of a full sized bottle spray, so you still had more than three full sized bottle sprays of Ammo2X?

hey man, i’m not knocking it, just trying to pick my jaw up off of the desk. :smiley:

5mcg androstenone per zap x 4 = 20mcg for a full size bottle. 20mcg x .8 = 16mcg androstenone. Dat’s nuttin for an Asian brother. I’ve worn much higher doses and poon was basically raining from heaven. Married women forget they’re married (no shit), children flee and wild beasts run at your side.

Oh crap, I thought those were the women! :open_mouth:

Now I know what I’m doing wrong… :smiley: