Be the Jerk

2 sprays of IJ each side of neck
1 spray (12.5) TAF front of neck
1 spray (4x) IH
1 spray (12.5) IO

Event: Bowling Monte Carlo Night:

I really did not feel like bowling with a headache that bothered me most of the day, but it was raining and I was board. I was not in a social mood; if anything I was in a bad depressed mood. I applied my sprays and headed for the alley. When I got there it was crowded and the bad mood persisted. My conversations short and to the point … (jerkish).

I ended up bowling with people I have never met. Three women and three other guys. All of the women came up to me and initiated conversation. One woman (redhead) gave me IOI all night. The guys were quite until I introduced myself. After that it was like we were close pals. Complements up the wazoo. I felt like I had a fan base supporting me all night long. They we’re cheering every shot I took.

I also got IOI’s from the ladies I passed by; even from 15 feet away. I really have not used IJ much and this was the first time I noticed it effecting my persona … I am really a friendly sort so it is really hard for me to act like a jerk ( to be concurrent with the mix).

All in all I will try this again and see if I get similar results. :cool:

Well, how do you define a jerk? I think as well meaning as AD might have been in naming some of the products I think the names can be misconstrued and taken far too literally by people at times.
Quite frankly with that much None acting like a literal jerk could get you into a physical altercation or at best a serious argument.
When they named the product Instant Jerk, I think they meant for it to be taken as the guy that your typical nice guy AFC types would consider a jerk. Cocky/funny, playfully teasing, talks kinda loud, maybe a bit more competitive. etc.
But when you really think about it, he’s not really being a jerk so much as being more confident and assertive and comfortable with being a sexual male than most guys. He doesn’t TRY to intimidate anyone or bully anyone, but he’s so over the top compared to the more shy wallflower types that he comes off as being a spotlight hog that dominates the conversation and certain types of women love this “aaaaaand back to me!” attitude.
I’ve been playing with Jerk and it’s really a fun product, not something I would like as a core product for myself…more of an A314 guy personally. But I HAVE found that the Jerk is a lot of fun and can be ridiculously attractive when played right. I’d suggest buffering with IO and Shine in good amounts. Some tips for my take on being congruent with being the Jerk.
Talk in a louder volume and lower tone than normal, you’re more bass heavy voice will carry farther and if you’re speaking loudly most people will not try to talk over you, they’ll just wait till you’re finished.
Invade peoples personal space but do it in a friendly way. Say your social circle brings in a guy you’ve never met before. Walk up, and close the distance to introduce yourself. How close? you should shake his hand…and your elbow should be at your side when you do, not outstretched in front of you. A pat on the shoulder as you tell him that it’s “damn good to meet him”.
Tell a lot of jokes, tease the girls, make bets with other guys on whatever you can think of, the next frame, if bowling, challenge them to a game of darts or pool…jerks thrive on competition…“ok betcha the next round of beer that I make a strike before you do”.

etc.

So for Radman it’s More like Instant HighSchool Football Player… I’ll explain abit… Where I Live the Jocks where just In Your Face but Never a True Jerk about anything… Unless you Really Pushed your Luck…

Pretty much, now I will say that 4 sprays is a bit much unless you’re older. 2 is plenty for most people and as I said IO and Shine go a long way toward making sure you’re the fun likeable jerk. I would advise 2-3 sprays of each for each spray of Jerk. Frankly at 4 sprays it’s no wonder you were feeling a little less than social. IH imo is a bit too serious to be paired with Jerk, it seems (at least for me) to pair better with fun oriented products like IO and Shine. IH imo goes better with A314 which enhances the trust aspect of that products vibe.

But yeah, a hs or college football player is a great example. Loud, cocky, competitive, assertive, sexually aggressive, not really serious about much…life is about keggers, clubbing, kicking ass at the big game and banging cheer leaders. Now don’t go so far as to be a USA Up All Night college party movie cliche of the dumb jock, but incorporating a little more of that kind of attitude can go a long way to making the jerk work in a positive way.

As an aside, people usually guess me to be about 5 years younger than I actually am, on the times when I’ve used Instant Jerk/TuTH/IO/Shine in various ratios to each other I usually get guessed as being 10-12 years younger than I actually am. Nothing quite like having a woman less than 3 or 4 years older than you talk to you like you’re some young forbidden fruit that she should be ashamed of considering sleeping with.

I have my IJ..but i dont use it…i acidentally put 3 full droppers of coplins in it…in stead of 3 drops…and YIKES!!!:open_mouth: smells like a rotted hookers vagina!

How do you accidentally empty a dropper, refill, empty again, refill, and empty a third time? That’s one hell of a loss of muscle control, damn bass playing must be causing some crazy tendinitis. :stuck_out_tongue:
Just playing with you bro. Look you ain’t gonna use the product so may as well buy another one. How full is the bottle anyway, I may be interested in buying it off you.

Hah, yeah well, what I did actually was from a thread that Steve had made, he put 3 droppers full or 30 drops i believe. So i bought some and did it..wel thats STEVE!..haha…i think you can find it somewhere, but it was said the “original AD” formula was tantamount to about 30 drop of cops… so I did it, but since I’ve done it I just can’t bear to wear it. The bottle is almost full. I think Ive used 6 sprays outta it. But yeah if you’re interested PM me…if i get another bottle I’ll only put 3 drops like K-train did. said he got nice results.

Actually I put 8 droppers full into the jerk. Get some great results and personally I don’t mind reaking of pussy :slight_smile:. In all honesty it doesn’t smell that bad to me.

I’ve never had anyone complain to me either. I couldn’t imagine doing that with the Beta Cops. My God that stuff is rank!

4 sprays of IJerk is crazy, even for me.

Yeah I’m half wondering if he meant two sprays TOTAL, one to each side of the neck.

You guys are killing me! I have yet to purchase Jerk but I’m now thinking of figuring out where to score some cops and then play mad scientist.

Well, I guess I couldn’t technically be “mad” if there have been plenty of scientific studies performed before I started experimenting.