Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don’t have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they’ve no idea of the route.
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with ‘Please turn over’ scribbled on both sides.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
It’s with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains…yes, her husband just died.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn’t find the recipe.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?
A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
