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got this in my mailbox.. nice little story :slight_smile:

"I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ‘What in the name of good GOD are you doing?’

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’

I jumped down and walked out of the office…

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ‘..And where do you think you’re going?!’

(You’re gonna love this…)

She said, 'I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark."

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Then the boss took off to buy another lightbulb. :roll_eyes:

To funny Phoenix!

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That’s MEAN. I bet Brunettes can’t work in the dark either.

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Of course they can’t. I just posted it the way I received it..

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I was going to ask a Brunette what they thought about this joke. But alas, I couldn’t find one - they’re INVISIBLE! Ha! jk!

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bahaha- good joke…good joke.

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Hehe thats good!

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Yea- well Blondes DO really know how to have more fun. Plus I am smart, I read that my I.Q. is 8.5. Wait, no, sorry, that’s my shoe size.

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Hey, that’s bigger than my hat size.

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Mine is 36C. No, sorry thats not a hat since it has two bumps. What is the other bump for? Looks real funny when I strap it to my head! I guess I’ll just store my ToGos in there.

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It’s a Yamika for conjoined jewish twins.

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Phoenix loved the joke! :smiley:

Notsomean…:stuck_out_tongue:…and I do some of my best..ah…work “in the dark”…low light, anyway…lol

See above…

I’ve been called alotta things…but invisible ain’t one of 'em…ahem…:cool:

YO BLONDIE…YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?

Perhaps next time you need a “brunett opinion” you should look a little closer to your roots. J/K!..:open_mouth: :wink:

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Now, Now Bella, calm down and play nice :wink: You aint sittin on 666 anymore, and I’m glad you missed seeing any of my posts the other day when I was sittin on it. :stuck_out_tongue:

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And you! Let Blondie…er..Ms. noob speak for herself…she posed the question, cowboy.

As far as 666? I wouldn’t worry bout sittin’ on that..erm…you seem very comfortable… :smiley:

Why is it the brunettes are always their own freakin’ back up…GOD!..good thing I can stand on my own…another under appreciated brunette trait…my mama warned me that’s what happens when they learn you can take care of yourself…sometimes I learn my lessons too well…I’ve really gotta stop paying attention…always gets me in trouble…:roll_eyes:…whatever…see? a blonde moment…happens to the best of us…:smiley:

…and you’re wrong…I was never not sittin’ on it…it’s tatooed on my..oh…never mind…

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[quote=“Bella”]

Why is it the brunettes are always their own freakin’ back up…GOD!..good thing I can stand on my own…another under appreciated brunette trait

[quote]

Ok, well just so ya know, I actually happen to like brunettes more than blondes…I think. I actually like all women, brunette, blonde, red, green, blue or whatever. But, looking at my track record and the girls I chase, it’s usually brunettes before blondes. :wink:

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Most blondes I meet are just brunettes who have coloured their hair actually.. :smiley:

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Yep, I read somewhere awhile back that 70% of blonde’s are only blonde’s because they dyed their hair. And maybe that’s why I tend to prefer brunettes, because they’re more real. In all fairness though, I did marry (and divorce) a blonde, but she was natural.

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I’m neutral to hair colour I guess.. though fantasy-wise red or auburn has something going for it..

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OK, well yeah, I’ve got a soft spot for red heads too, but they don’t seem to like me, so I stopped chasing what I can’t have.

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That’s pretty much true from glancing around at the salon. OK OK, I will come out!!
I am a RED-blonde. My roots, ok some of my roots that still have color are COPPER. I guess I am what you call strawberry blonde. So what does that make me? Stupid and feisty? Yah, that’d be accurate! Plus copper hair is so ethnic. I’ve had complete strangers talk to me in a fake Irish accent just to be funny.