Bob of Gog's Humble Little n00b Journal

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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So I just got my first order today. Picked up a bottle of Instant Shine and Instant Female Magic. For those who ask, I’m 26M, 5’10, about 160lbs, Caucasian, and an INFJ personality type.

I came home for lunch today, mostly because the DHL tracking told me the DHL guy thought it’d be a good idea to just leave my package outside my front door. No biggie; I got home, opened up the envelope, and there were my two bottles.

I decided to take it fairly easy and not do the n00b thing and go swimming in the pheromones.

1X spray of IS to my hair.
1/2 spray of IS to my left wrist (this was just to see what it smelled like, initially)
1/2 spray of Instant Female Magic to my right wrist (for the same reason above).

First observation:

I was not expecting the IS to smell as strong as it does. It’s not a bad smell, but I wasn’t quite sure if it was more masculine or feminine. I don’t normally wear cologne, so I had no basis for comparison. The Instant Female Magic didn’t really have much of a smell to it at all (that I could detect, anyway).

Self effects:

For this to be relevant, a little backstory. I was rushing to get home in time to get back to work, and I ended up love-tapping/rear-ending some guy in front of me since someone wasn’t paying attention and slammed on their brakes in rush-hour traffic. I was pretty pissed off, and certainly edgy by the time I got home. Luckily, there wasn’t any damage to either of our cars.

By the time I left my apartment to go back to work (with a hefty wiff of IS in my nostrils), I was feeling pretty cool, and much more relaxed. Now, part of it could have been placebo, and it could have been the weight taken off my shoulders when I saw my front end wasn’t crumpled to hell. But I feel the IS did contribute to the smoothness.

Effects at work:

It’s hard for me to tell if the IS had much of an effect on my co-workers, as we’re all pretty mercurial in our antics (including mini Nerf wars and rubber bands). I did bring up a plan of attack to my boss concerning some software we’re going to be installing in the immediate future, and all of a sudden two of my co-workers are listening to my every word. I’m not sure if this is a hit or a coincidence, but the immediacy that they latched on to what I was saying was a little odd (we’re all very busy all the time).

My future experimental plans:

I have a holiday party for work this weekend, as well as a smaller social get-together on Sunday. I’m not really looking to meet any women at these gatherings (sadly, all the HB8+ women at work are married), but I will be looking out for any hits otherwise. Typically, when it comes to large social gatheringss, I have a bit of a self-imposed ghost effect, mainly because I hate small talk. I’m interested to see if I’m more open and approachable due to the IS, and to see what effect the IFM has on the women there.

I also have to-go bottles of Ammo and Turn Up The Heat that hopefully will ship soon.

There is a particular target at the social get-together that I’m on the look-out for, though I’m more interested in her reaction to the Ammo and Turn Up The Heat when it arrives :slight_smile: I may not be able to do that little experiment until next weekend if my order doesn’t ship today (here’s hoping!).

And there you have it. I just sprayed a shot of IS onto the front of my neck, and a shot of IFM on the back, and am about to head to the store to see what turns up :smiley: I’m finding I like the IS smell the more I wear it…

~BoG~

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Quick update after a fast run to Best Buy. I’ve been meaning to pick up Garden State (fantastic movie, one of my all-time favorites), so I headed out to the local BB. Wandered around for a bit; store was pretty empty, not many folks around. However, there hasn’t been a BB yet I’ve shopped at that didn’t have some very good looking women at the checkout aisle.

I walk up to the checkout, and there’s a group of BB employees shooting the breeze. There’s one girl, maybe a couple inches taller than me, not in a BB uniform, that easily rates a HB8 or above (she had this awkwardness to her that’s really sexy). Any of them could have checked me out, as I was the only customer in line, but I stared right at the tall one and she was more than happy to volunteer.

As she’s pulling up my Reward Zone account, she looks at Garden State and says “That’s a really cute movie”, to which I reply “One of my all-time favorite movies I don’t own” (kind of a dumb reply, but I was a bit in my own world, as I so often am). I swipe my card, and as she hands me my receipt, she looks straight in my eyes, leans over the counter and says in this swooning sort of I wish you would take me home to watch this with you voice, “Thanks, and have a good night, okay?”

Possible hit? Not sure, but I definitely got the “vibe” from her… FYI I was wearing the mix I described above. Not bad for a first day, no?

~BoG~

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I’m a n00b poster but a definite lurker from time to time and I feel that what you experienced at BB definitely sounds like a possible hit.

I recommend finding more things to buy at Best Buy. I used to work there and I can attest to the fact that the-powers-that-be always seem to find the most attractive females, or “snack-wraps” as my friend likes to call them, to hire as cashiers. Even if you don’t run into the same girl, you might find another one that reacts strongly to the pheromones.

Also, if you want to get slightly scammed in the name of love/lust, next time you’re in there and in the line of a HB, sign up for the magazine deal (if she offers it). Supervisors typically put a ton of pressure on the cashiers to get people to sign up for this deal, as each signup creates almost 100% pure revenue for the store.

I do have one small warning, though: Best Buy hires cashiers at the young age of 16, so exercise caution in whom you attempt to woo.

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Indeed I do exercise caution. I think I have a pretty good “of age” eye, but sometimes it’s so damn hard to tell. I’m pretty confident this girl was at least 18, though, and probably more in her early twenties :slight_smile:

It’s not hard for me to find things to buy at BB; it’s hard for me to find money with which to buy those things…

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As I said before, your first experience with her was probably a hit. If it was a strong hit, she’s likely to remember you next time you go in there. I consider pheromones useless if you don’t take action on the potential you see with your hits.

The following part of my post is just a suggestion, so feel free to heed it or not. Here’s a “plan of action” I would suggest for you to try and get the girl.

Movies are definitely a good purchase choice, as almost everyone has an opinion about them. Often these opinions lead to conversation. Girls like flicks with romance. For a good movie that’s romantic without going too over-the-top, I’d definitely recommend Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. It’s a movie many girls I have met in the past love.

I’d say wearing pheromones and buying this movie in this girl’s line is a good idea and a definite risk worth taking.

At best, she’ll mention liking this movie, at which point you can mention the fact that the last movie you bought in her line was one she also deemed a favorite, and that she has great taste. Thus opening a great chance of conversation that could lead to phone numbers, etc. if you play it right.

Even if she doesn’t react as I mentioned above, your pheromones still give you a shot if your game is good enough. You could start it yourself by asking her if she’s see the movie, which opens up to the above situation possibly happening.

And if you really don’t want the movie, just return it sealed and with receipt a short time later and all you really wasted was a little bit of time.

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Well, I just got my togo bottles of Ammo and TUTH. I may prowl around tonight and see what comes up (I’m pretty tired from work, though…).

Thanks Androtics for the super-quick shipping! I wasn’t expecting these until Monday :smiley:

~BoG~

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Holiday Party Report

Well, I’m too bloody hung over right now to even sleep, so I figure I’ll toss out some of my findings from my holiday part and afterparty last night. Here’s what I was wearing:

3X Instant Shine (shot to left and right of neck, one to hair)
1X Instant Female Magic (back of neck)
3X To-Go Ammo (chest & clavicle, one shot was three hours before the other two)
1X To-Go TUTH (sprayed on one wrist and rubbed on the other).

Now, I may have had a bit of the ghost effect going on at the start of the night. I was hopping around a bit to chat with people, but not many were biting. Kinda like they were half-talking to me, a little distracted. This was just for the beginning of the night, though. My company provided free booze, so it didn’t take long for me to get the liquid confidence going :smiley:

Now, I’m an idiot, and didn’t realize how dressed up everyone was going to be for this party, so I came in jeans and nice shirt. I’m sure I stuck out, too, since I was probably the only one wearing jeans that night. So I get back to my table, and this one hottie that came with a buddy from my department says “Forget about the jeans, you look hot!” I talked to her off and on all night long (she was charged with baby-sitting that same buddy who brought her, a job I would wish on nobody). Especially since that buddy was neglecting her, and she kinda looked like she didn’t want to be there.

After dinner the DJ opened up the dance floor. At that point a girl who used to work for the company showed up and I talked to her for a while. Then she dragged me onto the dance floor (fyi, I really don’t dance; and when I do, it’s the “white guy” dance…). We danced for a while (we didn’t dance dance, as this was a company thing and I don’t think management would have appreciated prolific grinding).

They kicked us out around midnight, at which point a few of us (those that lasted the whole night, lol) headed down the road for an afterparty. I wish I would’ve taken my to-go bottles with me to top up, but I still think I had some “maybe” hits with what I had left on me. I could still smell the Ammo on me by the time we left the bar (4am).

I did a lot of dancing at the bar. The former co-worker seemed very into dancing with me, and dancing very close. I also did some dancing with the girl whose date was oblivious (and extremely wasted). I noticed I was getting a lot of respect from the guys, some who had no idea I could dance at all. One guy said “I had no idea you were such a monster on the dance floor”. I think I really surprised everyone, since I come off as a bit withdrawn. I wasn’t even really drunk; just buzzed enough to stop caring about what anyone thought of me. I definitely felt like I had the cool-guy vibe by the end of the night.

So, anyway, they kicked us out at 4am; I got hugs from both women (two very long hugs from the ex-coworker, as well as her #). I had a blast. Not sure what parts of this night could be attributed to the pheromones or not, but I think they helped with my confidence a bit.

Sorry for the long post :smiley: I tend to be a bit long-winded sometimes…

~BoG~