Puff Away to Keep Sleep at Bay!
Tobacco has always been an important part of human civilization, and the smoking of tobacco (let’s stick to legal “herbs”) has helped unite mankind. Then the movies came and smoking was cool; then the cancer came and smoking was uncool. Well, it’s time to make smoking cool again - by waking your tired butt up. “What?” you ask confused. We reply, quite simply, SurgeStix! SurgeStix are created to look like cigarettes (and take the place of cigarettes), but that’s where the similarities end. For now.
You don’t actually light SurgeStix, that’s too 1990, instead you bend them (like a glow stick) until you hear a snap. This will send the caffeine solution flowing into the filter-looking end. Wait five seconds for the “filter” to absorb the solution. You will notice a slight temperature increase as the solution reacts with the harmless chemicals in the “filter” which causes the caffeine to vaporize. Then, take a drag. Each “puff” will suck roughly 18mg of caffeine into your lungs (and right into your bloodstream!) With about 10 “tokes” per SurgeStix, you’ll get 180mg of caffeine in just a few breaths. That’s more caffeine than a really strong cup of coffee just by breathing. Ouch.
SurgeStix are only slightly habit forming and do not contain Nicotine. Sort of. But they are cool. And, in the end, that’s the only thing that matters. Being cool, right? Especially when you use Surge Stix Mint Madness from ThinkGeek. That’s totally Cool. All your friends love Surge Stix, everybody knows they are cool. and they are laughing at you for not buying some. Come on. Try them. We won’t tell anybody. And we guarantee you won’t succeed in life without them.
Yeah, wasting booze is a bad idea. It’s much easier to blow up hydrogen balloons. It’s also much cheaper.
All you need is to do is take a bottle and put the works and aluminum foil in it. The bottle needs to have a tube that runs out of the top and into a second bottle filled with water (as to create a flash gaurd)
Here’s a video and a working hydrogen balloon filling station.
Ah, but helium kills brain cells, and doesn’t get you all screwed up.
Nitrous is a shit load of fun, and only depleates b-12 vitamins. (it won’t kill brain cells as long as you don’t give yourself oxygen deprivation while inhailing nitrous.)
They have a caffeine soap you can use that perks you up in the morning after your shower. Its susposed to absorb through the skin. Actually its pretty cool and seems to work. Tightens the skin to. ThinkGeek :: Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
hahaha! oh man! I watched a (very bad) south african movie the other day in which they were talking about inventing caffienated cigarettes, and make lots of money cos everyone would get addicted… this is so awesome
Not so sure about inhaling caffiene… but what the hell
ya… im a gamer myself ^^ mainly computers and pretty much isolated counter strike 1.6 . especially during LAN parties and events you can end up staying up for hours up for days and many ppl resort for caffeine fixes. and ya BAWLS is the popular stuff… personaly i like //\onster energy drinks. i can’t drink stuff that doesn’t taste sugary sweet ^^ . i haven’t tried the soap believe me i was gunna post that up myself but tisha beat me
hehe, yay for 1.6
Although i won’t lie, i went off to play Source a few months ago! (It runs faster down here)
I’ve always wanted to try Bawls, all we got down here is 911, RedBull, a couple of other energy drinks, and Coffee lots of coffee.
I stick to tea and redbull thanks
