LOL - DO NOT – I REPEAT — DO NOT GET ON STEVEo’S BAD SIDE!!!
Says Andrew…From firsthand experience. 
Oh shit - ROFLMAO - I thought you wrote TALIBAN not Talisman.
takes on a whole new meaning! gawd, the visual on that one!
“Take THAT Taliban - no wait a second, uuh one more second - THERE!”
…Only if it’s from a good-looking penis.
(Cmon andrew - u gotta laff at that one)
I once heard that goats ejaculate and urinate in their beard because the sperm contains a shit load of pheromones along with the piss. Though, i’m very unsure if this is true.
Well, i will test by ejaculating in a girls face and asking her if it smells good. Give me till Friday or Saturday, Sunday morning (4:00AM) tops. I have homework so i’m slightly busy, not that much time to seduce more than 3 sluts that will willingly sniff my cum and tell me how they feel.
I know that girls love sniffing the head of my penis. Maybe you can try and rube your dick on your forearms with a little Turn Up The Heat and IS.
Takes picture of it and PM’s to phernoob for her opinion. 
Oh i did - Oh i did
Believe it or not, I have pictures of my “member” on the net - its tough to get at though cause its through a member only body modification community called BMEzine (use your imagination for the URL - i didint post it cause of…well you know.)
I got a goatee =D I can test it out!
Who have you been talking to?!?!
“”[Steve! you said you wouldint tell anyone!!]“”
That’s ok Andrew, You’re a cool guy and I like you, but not in that way.
It’s posted in the secret forum that everybody but you has access to.
Goatee? Dont tempt me baby! That is my weak spot…
As far as the members, (hangs head) i have only seen 4 so i cannot be a good judge. Im a serial monogamist. if i had one date with a guy, it would take me three years to get rid of him…
Hey, you dont even know what i look like, i could be a real ugly betty…
Oh god could I have fun with this one. Rag on Andrew…Slam phernoob…what to do, what to do…walks over to wall and slams head againt it…then comes back to computer with severe nose bleed.
Exercises restraint and finishes post.
ok, slam me where? sure, go ahead and have fun!
OK…not so much a slamming, but fun with the comments.
What’s the weak spot, goatees or the members?
Only 4? Not quite sure your old enough to be in this forum Phernoob. Quick, somebody ID her.
Serial monogamist 
serial meaning one after another, and monogamist meaning a single sexual partner at a time. Well, I guess that would be me too, cause it’s not been very often I’ve had more than one girl in bed at a time.
And last, we know you’re not ugly, cause if you were you wouldn’t have made the ugly betty statement
weak spot? members and goatees in that order. damn i have only had one guy in bed at one time. i have adhd, so if i did have a threesome (myself and two males) i would probably be distracted and go and make popcorn, answer the phone and shop online. OH I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH TWO DUDES AT THE SAME TIME! clean the mirrors and febreeze the furniture. whats that noise from my bedroom?
It’s the 2 guys tearing up your furniture out of frustration. 
trust me i have had 2 guys tearing up my furniture - but it was my twins… yea, that time they used black permanent marker on my off-white couch… nice… and then we bought a new couch and the one jumped on it and broke the frame so now we have wood blocks supporting it…
Okay, not bad, found 1 girl in 2 hours. I’ll cum in her face Friday, i’ll tell ya’ll if my semen attracts her. I’ll explain her about pheromones and ask her what she thinks about sniffing my cum, she is totally up for it.
Girls always love a string of pearls…
Ps make sure you eat a bunch of food with sugar rather than salt in case she accidentally swallows some. it will taste better…
so when you do this on friday will it be in public or private? just askin.
“Okay, not bad, found 1 girl in 2 hours. I’ll cum in her face Friday, i’ll tell ya’ll if my semen attracts her.”
and
“Ps make sure you eat a bunch of food with sugar rather than salt in case she accidentally swallows some. it will taste better…”
C’mon, let’s show a little more class! This is not an ‘adult’ forum. I know it’s hard (for some) but try.
Regards,
Electrix69
Actually, that one’s rather helpful.. 