Catlord's Pheromone Journal

He has his own proprietary calculator that he puts in variables and gives him which mones to use for which situations.

We’ve all tried to get our hands on it too lol

Just like some of us are trying to get our hands on PS again :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, if anything, it makes for some interesting reading. :slight_smile:

I consult my Crystal pussy and it gives me my mixes for the night! I figure if girls can have a crystal ball I can have a crystal pussy. It works amazing and is quite the center piece on my coffee table too. :slight_smile:

Her name isn’t Lindalou is it? Give me three steps mister, give me three steps towards the door. This calculator of yours sure is pretty deep to be able to predict you’re going to get caught :slight_smile:. Fun read though

Love that song :slight_smile:

Tonight I got back in town and wouldn’t you know, I had to try it again. So I was a little bit too late to have time to really check as many variables as I wanted to, but I managed upon a mix that promised to be at least positive.

3 sprays LS EW copulins dilution
4 drops full strength A1 from LS
4 sprays Instant Jerk

And, sure enough… I walked in to a genuinely pleased Miss J who was happy to see me, but didn’t have the same connection with her that I had before. We still had nice conversation, but I was trying not to try too hard, as was Mister I-Wanna-Be-Mystery who was seated a couple guys to my right. So I ignored Miss J most of the time, and found out that Miss S isn’t Miss S, she’s Miss M. And that Miss M has an exotic and rare heritage, and that she thinks all men are the same and after the same thing. And her boobs are fake.

Well fake boobs aside, she’s somehow managed to pique my interest, and I have begun making minor inroads into getting past her mask and all-men-only-want-one-thing-itis. I’m not one for fake boobs, but somehow this week, she really intrigues me, where last week she did not. Maybe I can show her that not all men are the same. It would be nice to finally have a victory against this vicious circle of sexism. I wouldn’t mind healing her and dating her, either. But… that’s not realistic.

I managed to make progress, but not as much as I had hoped. I’ll just have to keep on going. My style isn’t “bed her in a day”. Mine is more “little steps that get her to voluntarily jump in bed and have her asking you for what you wanted in the first place, even if it takes a little while”.

Today’s mix was 3 drops full strength A1, 4 sprays IJ and 4 sprays 180:1 copulins dilution. Calculator showed it would get me very sexual responses.

So, I went to the bike shop to buy myself a bicycle. The guy who served me was a young guy, and he seemed to be put off guard by my mix. He was making some very basic sales mistakes (allowing the me to see the price the shop actually pays for the product), and gave me a discount that pretty much paid for taxes. I didn’t press the discount, but he sounded as if I could have talked him into a bigger one without really trying. I didn’t push my luck.

Then I went to the mall, and I hung around Spencers a bit. Kept passing a cute redhead, but I didn’t say anything to her, wondering if the mones would affect her. If they did, she didn’t show it.

Then I went to get a haircut. Normally, hairdressers flirt with me a lot. Before the cut, I noticed she was wearing a rather serious diamond wedding ring. She also had some tattoos and had a beautiful violet purple highlight in her hair. I figured she would respond well, but to my surprise, she was cold and mechanical. Apparently, the copulins repelled her.

So I went home, and took a walk around the block, and then it started happening. Females all over me. I couldn’t believe it. Unfortunately, they were too young by far, except for one woman, a neighbor’s wife. Who, by the way, was showing some serious (but very subtle) interest. Her husband seemed put off by my mix, and stayed at a distance. His daughters and wife couldn’t get enough.

So this type of mix definitely works well, but it must be used carefully, or you’ll get a lot of attention in the wrong directions. I guess next time I will have to specify that the responses should only be reported for women who can be acted on.

I am thinking of trying again to grow a mix for natural redheads specifically.

Finding that 3 or 4 drops of A1 with 2 to 4 sprays of IJ and sometimes a bit of copulins will produce really good results about half the time. It produces a strong relaxation and comfort, and keeps the sexuality and arousal going, so the result is a smouldering fire that usually ignites and burns out of control if I use it around the women who like it.

Have some constructive criticism for Androtics. The A314 dispenser needs to be improved.

When I need to get an exact number of drops, of an even size, the current method is not working. I get inconsistent drop sizes and I usually end up wasting a drop on the floor in order not to end up with an extra drop on my arm… as I just got, again, for the millionth time. When I do a mix with the calculator, ANY deviation from the calculated results means I have to take a shower and re-apply. Wasted pheromones, wasted time.

So, I suggest a dropper top. Something better than what is currently going on… maybe custom designed vial with a V bottom internally, and a dropper top. I’d use a syringe if I had one.

And now on to reports. It is ridiculously easy to get a woman to have sex with me, armed with my calculator and my pheromones. When I want it, I get it, when I don’t, I don’t. Like clockwork. All I have to do is remain in proximity long enough after I calculate the “sexual path”.

Not always is there a sexual path. It’s not as easy until a woman knows me, unless I happen across a woman who has a violently aroused response to what I am wearing, which is rare to say the least. Once you get past “I don’t know you”, if there is any compatibility at all (or maybe I should say, not a lot of resistance), sex usually isn’t difficult to achieve if you consistently use the right pheromones at the right doses.

Careful with that A314, though… they’ll tend to fall in love if they like it.

Wore approximately 4.5 drops of A314 today. Was aiming for 4. Got a rather wide berth from most people, except in the aerospace museum, which was packed. Went into Macy’s afterward and had a woman in the makeup section stop me and ask me if there was anything she could do for me. All smiles. Huh? WTF do I need with makeup and perfume, lady? She wasn’t trying to sell me, she was trying to get my attention because she liked the pheros and how I look, I’m thinking. It was almost surreal, and slightly stalkerish. Slightly frightening, really. I have seen women respond that way before to high doses of A314. It’s unusual to meet one who does, but they become obsessed very quickly when I do encounter them wearing 3+ drops A314. I got out of there quickly. The last thing I need is another stalker! lol

So yesterday morning, I pulled out the calculator, and because I was “hungry”, I asked which combination would result in sex that day. Mind you, I had no intention of spending time with a woman, and no such plans, and usually when that is the case, the calculator indicates “Ha, fat chance, buddy!” But this time, there were indications of potential success. They were rather sparse, so I began seriously calculating possibilities.

When I got to 1 drop of A314 and 1 spray if TUTH, the results lit up like a Christmas tree… so I put that on.

Then I ate breakfast, ate too much, decided to go for a bike ride to fix it, and somehow managed to do a 15 mile journey. I got back so damned tired I had to walk my bike, and I was sore from head to toe, literally.

Then I get an IM from a female friend of mine. “Whatcha doin?” I told her about the bike ride, having completely forgotten about the getting laid thing, and she said, “Well c’mon over and I’ll give you a massage.” But I had to get a new watch band, so I told her coming over would have to wait.

Get to the mall, wait goodness only knows how long while the jeweler repaired two guys’ chains who were ahead of me. Takes him 10 seconds with the watch band, and then I am on my way. I head over to her house with the bottle of wine and watermelon I bought for her a few days ago as friend gifts.

Now mind you, by this point, I know it’ll be her, because I’m never out of her house till fuck-all o’clock, if I don’t sleep over. And I only sleep over when I am too tired to drive safely, because I know she’s basically falling in love with me. So I go over there and she’s happy to see me, and we sit around eating watermelon, watching TV and she’s giving me foot and leg massages for a while. It’s great… naturally, I’m there naked because I was wearing jeans, and of course you can’t give a good massage through clothes. And like clockwork, once I am naked, sex ALWAYS happens.

But I made no moves at all. Just enjoying the wine, watermelon, conversation and TV shows. She handed me the remote and I tried to tell her I didn’t care what we watched, but she really wanted me to have it. lol

So she massaged my legs and feet through a show about the Orient Express, and then she handed me the remote again and half because I like it, and half because I wanted to tease her, I set it on a ST:NG marathon. She’s not a huge fan, but she gamely went along with it, massaging my legs for another hour and a half while we watched ST:NG. So we’re up to a 2 hour leg/foot massage now.

At this point, I asked if she wanted anything massaged, and she gave me her hands, so I massaged her hands until mine were sore, and then she massaged my hands. Now we’re watching Spy Games, not a short movie by any means. d after I massaged her hands, she massaged my back, shoulders, neck and face, and I massaged her feet and shoulders (as per her request). Then she gets up and wanders off, and I hear from across the house, “Oh, Catlord…” (She used my real name, of course.)

I went hunting and found her awaiting me for a shower, and she had the whole bathroom candlelit and smelling nice. There were two pair handcuffs in the sink. I pretended not to notice. lol

We get in the shower and she’s scrubbing me down, and scrubbing and scrubbing and then she washes my hair, and I do the same scrubdown for her, but she didn’t want her hair washed “because I hate going to bed with wet hair”, which I can certainly understand. And after the shower, I commented on the handcuffs jokingly, and as I thought, she was not the one who was normally restrained with them. Since there’s no way in hell I will be restrained with them, I waited to see what she would do. She hopped on the bed, laid back, and gave me “come kiss me” eyes. So I kiss her for a while, and she starts getting into it, and the rest of the night until about 4 am was spent in a state of maximum physical intimacy, shall we say.

I state all this to make the following two points.

  1. A314 will eventually cause the women who like it to fall in love with you. She’s showing every sign in the book. I should stop wearing it around her… she and I both know that romance of that sort isn’t going to happen.

  2. You can have a wonderful success with minimal doses, as long as she has sufficient exposure time for it to take full effect. All told, I think it was 5 pm when I got there and maybe midnight when we started making love. So it took 7 hours for the pheromones to get her to make the first move on me. Remember, I made no moves at all until she initiated with a kiss.

Patience, my friends. Sometimes, the best results will come from letting her move at her own pace.

Nice to see you are back.

Watermelon contains large amounts of citrulline which has amazing effects in our body. It relaxes the blood vessels basically like Viagra (this effect works on men and women: penis/clitoris).

This citrulline gets transformed into arginine after combining with certain enzymes in our body after watermelon is consumed.

It basically really boosts blood flow. I’ve noticed I get extremely horny on watermelon.

Evolutionary speaking, anything you give to a women that she can put in her mouth and consume proves that you are a good provider. It works even better if it’s rich in arginine and citrulline both at the same time (arginine is fast acting + citruline would be the “slow release”). It takes a few hours for the citrulline to be converted into arginine in the body.

(By the way, I read your whole journal, fascinating, or should I say F’ass’inating.)

It’s been a bit spotty for me lately, since my business is taking so much of my time. It has gotten so bad that I sometimes go to the bookstore to work, because even though I know I am going to be working and not looking at women or socializing, at least I am not in my office/bedroom anymore and the energy of being around others does help my mood.

Since I posted last, I have been able to get out of the house/office on average 3-4 times a month, and half of that is usually grocery shopping and errands. The other half is going down to Coral Springs to hang out with some dorks I call friends and play geek games. But it’s also to allow me access to a couple of very attractive ladies I know down there, and to do now-quite-rare pheromone experiments on them.

These ladies are the aforementioned Miss J and Miss M. They are very much interesting to me, and I had hoped to be able to bed one or both them, if not date one… but things are looking like that will not be possible regardless, as people are moving away. I do have to report however, that the mixes I calculated for intriguing them have done such a good job in Miss J’s case that it’s been a very long time since I have seen her and she still occasionally asks my friend who she works with where I am and when I will return.

Sadly, every time I am in town, I either don’t get to go to her workplace, or she isn’t working.

It’s a good thing that my business is taking all my time, because at this rate I’ll be retiring at the age of 44, when my business is only 12 years old. Faster, if things go well in some of the directions they have been going in recently. But, here’s an amusing story about A314. Last Thanksgiving, I wore pheromones (as always) to get my family to get along, and this time the indicated was 4 drops of A314. So I wore it, and at one point, one of my cousins, who has a VERY good job with the city in wastewater, and his own house in the country, nice car, hot girlfriend, etc. turns and says to me, “Ya bastard, you’re already fucking RETIRED, what are you talking about how hard your job is?!”

Wow. He’s jealous of me, because he thinks I am already retired and living the life of Riley, and the A314 got him to voice this. Probably didn’t hurt making him feel a little less good than I am, either. lol I have always been a little jealous of HIM, since it’s always been me struggling to find/keep a job, girl, place to live, etc.

Over Christmas, I met his girlfriend. Irish girl, smokin’ body, has a bit of dermal issues facially, and smokes… but she’s a really good catch, aside from the smoking thing. I’d really love to have a girl like her. And the pheromones I was wearing (again, calculated for four drops A314) were really dragging her attention to me, even though she was clearly fighting it and did not want to be attracted. I think she may have convinced herself it wasn’t actually happening at one point. I didn’t try to push it, since it’s my cousin’s girl.

So not a whole lot happening on that front. I am almost through the worst of the building of these products and I should be able to start socializing again soon, at least once a week, hopefully. I can feel the “cage” that was the healing process from my ex and my mother’s passing fading away now, a year and a half later, finally, so I am expecting to be prowling sooner than later. I am also expecting that I’ll be seeing a hell of a ride in 2013 through 2016. I’ll make the prediction here that I will probably be married and have at least one kid by 2016. :slight_smile:

Just found my bag-o-pheromones, and since I have to work today, I think I’ll go to work at Panera and wear some major socials and see if I can’t get some poor victim - er, I mean woman - to break the ice for me while I completely ignore her as I am working. Let’s see what happens if I put on 10 sprays of IO, 5 sprays of IH and 5 sprays of IS, shall we? Hehehehe…

Busy is better than being free and broke :slight_smile:. I am glad you had time just to stop in and say hi :slight_smile:

Hello Catlords,

I see you are interested by astrology, me too and for those who will be interested let me give you my experience of using pheromones and astrological analogies that I noticed.

Personally, I practice astrology because I believe that many events that I had seen, are occurred …
And elsewhere to which it believes could be quite certain pheromones related to astrological signs or planets …
For example there A314b, which is quite Jupiter …
Because it opens the door, he allows to be favored with the legal, administrative, and harmony with people of foreign origins, Spanish, Latin, Arabic ect …

This is what I found wearing it ..
Ammunition is more related to Saturn, it does not mix with anyone, you have a brand image, privacy …
If someone touches me with ammunition, it can happens that he saying: ho sorry, I did not want to make this, I’m sorry, as if he had just dirty a minister or a president…

The copulins or instant jerk, represents more pluton, by wearing it, it will behave like ‘daredevil’ peoples
With copulins, you attract to you more rough peoples, who may exaggerate, forcing things, events, who can behave with rudeness and vulgarity or verbal or physical violence, but if you know that we have to deal with someone as, you can spray on you to show that you are in this height and this person does not frighten you, as for example with the police or vigils..

Turn up the heat will be more like Mars or Uranus, it goes as accelerated situations, but it is also a bit like Saturn, because when you spray it, around us to feel that the mr boss arrived and ended up laughing… you must quickly get to work and show we are working, otherwise he will remind us to order …

Venus is really, glace or instant openess, like Libra or Taurus…

And sure that pheromones are able to help us when there are bad personnals or global transits…

[Please, sorry if i have a bad english…]