Ooops!
I’ve mentioned her in a report, she’s a total MILF with a banging body and 2 kids. Even the young guys at work constantly remark on her body and how nice her ass is.
We used to just chat, and then as I stated in my report I noticed there was an increase in sexual tension where the chat went from fun flirting to outright flirting.
I’m in dangerous waters now and am going to have to navigate myself through this mess carefully as I do not want to destroy my other work or relationship.
Goes to show where my mind is right now, I thought the title read your coworker was blowing your phone 
Anyway, yea, that’s a tough one. I’ve always opted to stay out of relationships with coworkers since there’s too much potential for drama. And I hate drama.
Does she know you’re already in a relationship? If not, you need to let her know, in a nice way. And there’s nothing worse than an office relationship gone bad, which of course you know. Keep it light and fun, and as free of sexual innuendo as possible, if that’s possible, thats all you can really do.
Time to take a page out of Reclipse’s book and start concocting a threesome mix!!!..cough…ahem…I mean, you should totally be like, professional, and like, tell her that you’re in a ya know, loving relationship and all that stuff.
Oh yeah, I will handle this as carefully as possible. The interesting thing is this woman usually dates like big buff dudes who look like they are on the verge of none rage. From what I gathered is she is highly turned on by how I carry myself, the other day when she was walking by I was trying to catch her attention to tell her something and when she didn’t hear me I belted out…“Yo’ Woman!” in a very commanding tone as if to say…“turn around, and get your ass over here.” She told me it was “sexy.”
So yeah… another minefield to navigate. Yay!!!
But then again, I am running all my tests at work and have noticed it is having an affect on a lot of women I am coming into contact with, customers and co-workers alike.
Minefields can be fun. The exhilaration one feels usually has a lasting impression. It’s why most people actually cheat. They love the adrenaline rush they get, but quite obviously conveniently forget about the other persons emotions. Just remember there is a universal law and the way you treat others will lay the groundwork how others will treat you.
Haha…they sure can.
I hope I didn’t imply I was following through on this, but was rather accepting responsibility for my actions at work regarding my testing mones along with some other things that would go along with PUA. I’ve been using my workplace as a laboratory for quite some time, almost 3 years now to develop pick up and relationship skills.
I don’t want this woman or my girl to be hurt in anyway, but my girl comes first. She knows I’m a flirt, she’s rather flirtatious herself, but as I told her one time, I don’t care, because I know she loves ME…and vice versa.
No I don’t believe you did make it sound that way. I was just mentioning why some people do cheat. For some people its the biggest rush they will ever get. Unfortunately they feel the rush forgetting the “other” person. Just sharing an insight, and not applying it to you, unless you do decide to act .