Last night I went out to Beale Street with an old wingman. I needed to get away from just hanging in, watching movies and having sex all night. It’s a tough lifestyle but somebody’s got to do it. OK its not tough at all and I really love it. Biggest problem with all this is I don’t have opportunity to test anything anymore. My babe is so hyper-sensitive to mones that even Ishine has her out of her clothes lickety-split. Poor me right?
Well she understands what I do for a living and she is very cool and loving. It’s adorable when Beth calls me during work hours and asks me what I’ve eaten. I’m like baby I don’t have time to eat yet. She gets all mad and hangs up and sure enough 20 minutes later she’s at my door with some fresh veggies and some crazy food, homemade. She insists she is going to get Jasmin’s number and have a hotline to discuss me. So she thinks!
That’s all I need Jasmin and her friends and calling each other to discuss me. Guys if you don’t think the girls talk about you, you’re nuts. Last night started out crazy. Beth was talking to her friends and the next thing you know they are openly discussing how their boyfriends size up. Umm Hello, I’m in the room. They all just looked at me and laughed like I was clueless. I was like what? Beth said, oh baby its OK they ALL know what you got. One of her friends said and we are all just waiting for Beth to share. Instant Honesty to the rescue right. A little bit to much information. Steve O has native American in him, but I was red for sure that day.
I had enough and decided if these girls were going to talk about this I was going out. I called my old wingman and headed out. Now I know a good thing and Beth is a good thing. I knew after Beale exactly where I was going and it wasn’t anywhere other than with Beth. I wanted to make sure to have fun and test, but also not to get to many ladies to frisky. I wanted a fun-loving vibe that promised happiness but no attraction.
Here’s what I wore:
3 sprays Mystery Boy
3 Sprays Ishine
I had on three IH already and topped it off with two more
and just to make sure I didn’t seem to Happy-like 3 sprays MX316 (Raw Power)
OK this mix worked like a charm. I mean at first I was pretty happy that everybody was really cool and seemed to give off the happy guy vibe, but women everywhere were eyeballing me. I thought maybe they were thinking oh he’s gay, but once the night got going I had women approaching me. This rarely happens but I am telling you Holly Freaking Shit. There is this one blond bartender that is just banging Hot and I tried for a while to get with her but no dice. Last night she is like hi, havent seen you in a while, blah, blah, blah. After a few minutes it was like a sex bomb went off in her mind. She hands me a glass and when I grab it her hand lingers and she is rubbing her finger over my hand.
Next she comes from around the bar and hugs me and really grinds into me tight. I’m like umm OK WTF. She’s like I didn’t realize just how much I missed you. Weird right?
Then my bartender friend I used to have sex with and who banters with me comes over and she is sweet as pie. She see’s all kinds of girls just congregating around me, I swear it was like the busiest corner of the bar. Funny thing was there was plenty of room elsewhere. The bartender yells out ladies he’s all mine. Crazy, crazy hits…
We leave to my utter disgust and head to a known cougar bar. It’s a good 1/2 mile walk and it just sucks. I order a beer and give the bartender a $20. She is a smoking hot brunette but a bit older. She gives me a $10 a $5 and $5 singles. OK that’s odd free beer. She smiles and says its incentive for you to come back. I’m like I haven’t gone anywhere. She tells me I fit the bill just right. I’m wearing plaid shorts, my Mr. Twister T-shirt and some DC espadrilles. Mind you this was the most pretentious bull-shit bar ever. Suits and ties and little fuck me dresses. Really the only hot women were the bartenders and they were a flocking around me too.
When we left, rather quickly, one guy was like asshole to me. I so could have twisted his neck off but instead I turned around went right up to the hot bartender and told her to lean in. She did knowing full well what I had in mind and I kissed her. I told Beth so I’m not dead! I did it just to piss off that dude.
We went back to the first bar and Blond bartender came running over and was like I thought you left without getting this. She handed me her number. Now why the hell couldn’t this have happened before I started dating Beth. Life isn’t fair right?
After a long night and those hits were the ones I could remember, but there were all kinds of hotties gathering around me looking for attention. We headed to Perkins for debriefing and coffee. Ladie comes in with what I thought was husband, mother and kids. Well she stares me down the whole time. Finally she gets up to go to bathroom and winks at me. OK I’m going to play along so I head to bathroom too. I get there and this lady is like I had to meet you. Damn that’s my line! Sorry I have a girlfriend, and she says and I swear: I guarantee once you have some of my pussy you’ll forget all about her. I skidatle quick.
Get home to Beth and tell her all about my night as she lays in my arms. I’m thinking I’m driving her crazy with this mix, but I look down and my baby is sleeping in my arms all snuggled and cute. I love her 
