Country Song Titles

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These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…

  1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

  2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

  3. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

  4. I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

  5. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

  6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

  7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

  8. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

  9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

  10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

  11. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

  12. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonite

  13. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

  14. I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes
    out over you

  15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

  16. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

  17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus

  18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

  19. Please Bypass this Heart

  20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

  21. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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LMAO hahaha

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It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.

4

erk!! X_X lol!

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LOLOLOL Wow, hahaha .