d23's Insant JERK report...

…will be here in 24 hours after i try it out on its own tomorrow :smiley:

haha i know your reading this mikotorocks, got you :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok so here it is

Dosage:

2 sprays of JERK to each side of the neck.

After around 10mins after applying i got on the train to get to college. about 5 mins after getting on the train i noticed that the things people were doing started to annoy me a little silly little things like someone tapping their foot for example. (however i didn’t voice my annoyance)

when i got off at my destination i noticed my posture had improved slightly and i had a slight bounce to my step. walking from the station to college i cut through a multi-story car park normally i wouldnt have a smoke as i walk through due to the crappy smoking ban but it didnt even phase me today.

Finally i got to college, now in lesson i listened to the teacher as i would normally but once we were able to get on with our work i was a little cockier than usual. I felt the need to criticize other peoples work (constructively of course).

I also felt the need when someone tried talking to me to turn round and say “I Don’t Like You!” in a joking tone which i found quite funny and so did they.

Later on, on the screen of my friends Mac was a bit of graphic art one of the other classes had done (basically making a magazine thats gunna be published for our current project which shows artwork of students at the college) and to be perfectly honest it was shoddy, dare i say pretty shit. Not trying to sound arrogant but it really was. And i voiced my opioun to my friend saying she shouldnt include that one pointing out the flaws shes a little dense so i had to keep saying dont use that one till she realised why but before she realised the quality was far from good she told another guy in the class to talk to her instead of me cause i was being annoying haha she said sorry once we were on the same page.

All in all JERK has surprisingly become one of my favorite mones in my collection it lets be become a cocky little shit and well I LOVE IT hahaha

d23

Try my new favorite combo using it tonight,

2shot shine head / nape of neck
2 shot ammo wrists bottom
1 shot jerk chest

You will be cocky, notice extended looks from guys, be in a good mood, and see DIHL from some ladies lol

I’m thinking of adding some IO too…

let me know what you think

Sounds like a good combo for pickup, not sure about LTR use.

I like IJ, but as most mones do this one lost its edge for me after 5-10 uses. It’s still great though!

Sounds like a good combo man but im gunna test two sprays of jerk again today see if the none residue on my neck will effect me or others around me.

Yes! More ij stories.