WOW what a friggin JERK!

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Ok so I got my package today and I received my Instant Jerk.

Again like a little kid who wanted to try out his new toys I had to go and test it out even if I was going to the gym.

Be a good tester and follow the sweet spot guide, don’t go spraying too much on and be overzealous

Yeah, ok, whatever.

Sprayed on 3.5 sprays of IJ, first time around.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

phero rush, “hmm I still feel fine, I’m still in a happy mood from today”

walks upstairs

“hey go get my bottle from the car”

throws keys at them (they oblige)

saying bye to the dogs

kicks dog I just thought it would be funny cause of the description, I really didn’t kick him but merely slightly lightly tapped him just so I can get a laugh (I really really didn’t hurt the dog I love those guys to death)

So I’m driving and driving, I light up a cig, hmmm head rush/head starting to hurt. Let me throw this away.

drinks redline

“ohhh boy this is not gonna be good”

some asshole honks and honks as the light just turned green

  • little bit on the gas, BRAKE, little on the gas, BRAKE
    – “oh you’re at the intersection” brake (light turns red) gas a little, BRAKE (guy is now stuck, tries to go around) gas again, BRAKE

I’m turning and the guy is passing me and I know he’s going to look, I just have a sly grin on my face, and man I FELT like a dickhead.

I get to the gym.

I made sure I composed myself cause I woulda gotten my ass kicked by some of those guys there if I were a smart ass.

Had a great workout by the way.

And I still feel a phero rush right now, and it’s been about 2 hours since initial application. I tried to wash this off but to no avail. Damn you Androstenone, I’m gonna have to waste IShine tomorrow just to cover you up now.

Now I’m not typically this much of a dick, but I can be when someone’s tailgating me. My little sister always has that stupid teenage attitude that they all get so I like to put her in her place after a while (lovingly).

So yeah, this is getting shelved for a while lol

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I dunno, seems like it’s mostly placebo right now. You expected to act like a jerk, so you acted like one. I’d try it in a different environment with one spray. Like a bar for example. You’ll see.

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No I know

I was kinda going for the comical approach on this one lol

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I get mine in the morning!!! I’m excited!!

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Dude honestly it’s fun lol

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sweet!!!, I’m going see my roomates band downtown tomorrow night…so that bar will be the perfect environment to test it out.:smiley: Instant Jerk around a bunch of 20 something rockers chicks :stuck_out_tongue:

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Did you wear it with your normal A314 base? Or by itself?

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I had latent applications from the morning, nearing 10-12 hour range after application.

Some of it was placebo though, but the guy tailing me today it definitely had something to do with it.

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I like how you mention you had a great workout.

Thats the same thing I can say after my gym experience with instant jerk.

INTERESTIN AINT IT?

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It’s probably the increased Androstenone to make you more agressive.

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i got mine (and used for the first time yesterday) 2.5 sprays and an hour later i both forgot it was on and felt no difference in my behavior which is not that much of an asshole haha.

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Awww damn! FEDex said it was gonna get delivered today, cause I paid for over night then they pulled the old “change the date” on me :angry: …I guess I’ll wait till tomorrow to try my Instant JErk…but either way Ive been reading that only some people feel that really aggressive kick, others just get lots of attention for the chickys :smiley:

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Why the hell did fedex put it back!?

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Don’t know but this isn’t the 1st time that happened…I ordered yesterday @ 11am or something…got the 2 emails…got the third email saying its shipped…looked at Fedex saying Sipped today arrive tomorrow @ 1030am///then…BAM in the morning ship date changes..probably cause they didn’t recieve the item in time for Flight

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That’s weird. I usually check the tracking number see if it’s been picked up. Remember that AD will automatically assign a tracking number but sometimes it won’t be shipped yet. Remember also they’re doing some improvements so it’s a little backed up. But either way you’ll have IJ in time for the weekend, I can’t wait I’m a wee bit excited.

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I noticed that I paid overnight for my instant jerk and it got pushed back a date too.
Just hoping my tuth comes in before friday night cause I’m headed to a party.

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Remember also the lead time for orders to be shipped out is 24-48 hours. They’re typically very very fast but I think witht he improvements over the last two weeks things have been a little delayed from what we’re normally used to.

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which I suppose is a good thing. Gives us more testing on what we already have.

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I ordered it like a month or two ago and unlike the old version with copulins where everyone anything over 1 spray+buffer would be overkill, I tried 1 spray the first day and didn’t feel anything. However, with 2 sprays, I definitely felt the effect personally and from the people around me and if you’re standing in line somewhere, it’ll make the person in front of you keep turning their head(which happened to me a few times). My best results came from 2 sprays IJ and 2 sprays CTTM2.

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3.5 sprays the first time is just asking for trouble. lol

Definitely start off with 1 spray and work your way up. It’s actually more fun that way. Don’t shelve it because you jumped in at the deep end. (Unless you want to send me the rest of the bottle… :wink: )