At Work with Instant Jerk !

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At work with Instant Jerk!
*Wearing: 1 IJ + 4 IH + 50mcg DHEA *
Time: 7am+
*Venue: Work (Outdoor)

***Introduction:
**First off i’d like to raise the issue of only wearing 1 spray of IJ, Now i know alot of you out there will be thinking that one spray would not do much but trust me IJ is some pretty powerful stuff. At 2 sprays i overdose and i copp alot of aggressive behaviour from other males. At 3 sprays if somebody does anything to annoy me ill feel like raging and spitting the dummy. So pretty much what im saying is the one spray could be exchanged to whatever your sweet spot is for IJ.

Self Effects:
Aggressive (Only within the first 10-15 minutes after application)
Confident
Energetic
Focused

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I arrived at work this morning and applied my mix in the toilet. Somebody had left the eftpos machine in the back room instead of the office, normally this wouldn’t piss me off but today i felt pretty fucked off that i had to walk 10 meters, go through a door and pick it up lol weird i know. This was the only sign of aggression from me during the day.

I arrived at my shift abit late but i really couldn’t care less, and neither did the customers. Normally i’d get scorned for being 5 minutes late but today all the customers who were waiting acted very friendly towards me and a few even started idle chatter with me which is very unusal. 30 minutes later i recieved my only negative hit so far and that was from an indian male in his early 40’s. I said hello and smiled as you do in a customer service role, he started to lift his head like he was about to reply and then my pherocloud hit him and he slumped his head back down and avoided eye contact, I could tell he was a little scared to say the least.

Alot of the females around my age group today were very chatty and somewhat flirty with me. A fairly decent female (8/10) came through and during her previous visit i heard her say “What an arsehole” just as she was walking off. I don’t think she liked my DHV but had to lay it down as i could tell from her body language that she thought she was “all that & more” while i was simply on the level of a pesant lol moving foward when she came through this morning she maintained eye contact for a verrry long time, it felt like she was undressing me with her eyes. I also noticed she was very flirty towards me, to the point that i was thinking she was waiting for me to make the first move. Then 5 minutes after she left her friend came in and she walked right back over and started hovering around where i work and kept staring at me, She didn’t even talk to her friend lol! Her friend also seemed pretty interested in me aswell. Too bad i have a girlfriend, Still it’s good for the inner-ego.

Also another fine looking female came through (white,blonde,slim, 22-24) and she was very flirty with me i noticed her eyes were dilated and she couldn’t stop smiling and giggling every time i replied to what she said. Made me feel like i was high school for a moment lol! She also opened up to me and told me about how she got a certain ring on her finger which was pretty random but was good for a conversation filler.

The only downside is that females who were older did not act like this at all apart from maybe 2 or 3, But i already knew those customers had somewhat of a liking towards me so i don’t think they really count.

As i was cashing up one of the other male workers started talking about watching porn and how many gigabytes of it i have (really how did you get this information?) and how i love to sleep with different women, which i will point out right now is not the case. He’s just seen me gaming girls for thrills at work and thinks im sort of AIDs infected player lol (He’s just lonely i guess)

After work i got home and the maid was out and about cleaning up i approached her and asked her if i could grab a few towels while she was around. The other maid who was present said " Ill get some towels for you" and that was quickly shot down by the first maid who ordered her to carry on cleaning while she delt with me. While i was walking towards the laundry cupboard she started acting very flirty with me in her responses during our conversation and when i finally got my towels she says to me " Mm that’s such a nice big room wouldn’t it be better if you had a little company" with a massive grin on her face. At this point i noticed she started to go all red and just replied to her in a fairly dull manner as i have a girlfriend and can’t really sleep around. I was walking back and foward between room’s and noticed she kept following me at a distance then when i went to walk in my room i turned around and she acted like she wasn’t interested then at the last minute she snapped her head back to get one last look at me before the door closed lol.

I hope this wasn’t too much of a hassle to read.

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**Day two

****Self Effects:
**Confident
Enegetic
Focused
Mental Calm

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Today was virtually the same as yesterday, Heaps of flirting from girls except this time i noticed it mainly from females in there mid 30’s. I had one lady who kept staring at me even while she was walking off, The only reason i mention this is because for the past two years i’ve been working here and she has NEVER ever done this before and its usually quite a formal occasion, In and out. I noticed an increase in status in how females were viewing me aswell, I had one female customer who couldn’t maintain eye contact with me as if i was totally out of her league.

Alot of the male customers who came through this morning kept leaning in over the counter towards me and was well within my personal space ( were talking 5-10 inchs distance) and i defintly noticed a hefty increase of respect amongst the males.

I also noticed my co-workers seemed to follow my guidance without hesitation and genuinly enjoyed socialising with me.

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Good stuff !! Can we expect more of your IJ experiences in the future?

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I think its safe to say that Thunder is taming the jerk rather than the jerk taming him :slight_smile:

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Nice Instant Jerk report. This is not a popular product. I got this as a freebie. Scared to use it because of the aggressive self/other male effect

What do we think is in Instant Jerk. I’m thinking 10 mcg’s -none and 10 mcg’s p74…

No one is using this in their mixes? Why? Maybe because the self effects are too harsh?

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Sure.

I know steve uses IJ in some of his mixes aswell as a few others. You really shouldn’t be afraid to use IJ as it’s pretty well buffered as it is, I wouldn’t compare it to wearing 6X TUTH as the putatives inside are completely different. It’s a whole another beast. Infact i think ill be using IJ on more regaular occasions as i can see alot of potential for it, espically if mixed with the right P’s MX’s or consumer line products. It defintly boosts my confidence and has a nice alpha male vibe to it, can be abit intimidating depending on how you act.

Day Three
Confident
Enegetic
Very Social
Clouded mind (perhaps from buildup of none?)

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I must say i am starting to fall in love with IJ. You could even call it Conans variation of A314, for those of you who were stuck infront of the television during the 1980s. Except the respect is coming from a masculine vibe rather then a successful or im too good for you vibe (if you wear too much). This masculine vibe it gives off can cause three different types of “respect” hits; fear, lust and hate (even then they respect you). Today was pretty much the same as the other two days i’ve been testing. You know i’ve just noticed that people don’t talk back to me in a negative fashion or show any sign of aggression towards me while i’ve been wearing this mix. Once again i noticed a hightened sense of respect from virtually all the customers, Alot of rapport going on aswell mainly with the “Staunch” builder radesman type of people.

I also noticed that when i asked customers a question it usually made them pause for half a secound before answering or studder a little when they went to answer.

I had one female come in who tried to do DHV on me ("Duh!, Whatever, Totally type of shit) but failed, the funny thing about it is i didn’t say jack all, I just looked blankly at her and she totally snapped out it and became beta faster then you can drop a 5 dollar note in a strippers g string. I must say i was laughing my head off when she left as it was pretty funny, you just had to be there to experience it. Just FYI shes one of those type of girls who think the world revolves around her and that if she died the world would cease to exsist, im sure you know the type.

Last but not least i had a male customer tell me somethings changed about me and asked if i had started going to the gym or was taking up matiral arts class lol!

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