Hey! get the hell off me, this is my couch! And turn on the damn lights before you try laying down next time!
Damnit, well the hell is she. Last time I saw Bella she was trying to get me killed by threatening to tell “S” that I had tried to seduce Ari or Selva, way back when!
Hey cowboy, what’s good for the goose is good for the…salamander! Oh, that’s ari and selva…BTW.
Napping? Napping? So, that’s what we’re callin’ it now?
Jeez… I go to the kitchen, with Mushroom Man, to make some wings for Hank and zeph and I come back and there’s all this…napping goin’ on. Well, far be it from me to disturb your * cough * sleep. Please…nap on, you two, …and no snoring!
Yeah, your gonna need more than prayer if Ash ever finds out you’ve been napping with Tak. You’re gonna need… Uncle Vito. Call me.
C’mon, Boo! Let’s show these youngsters how it’s done!
Chubby Checker’s “The Twist” was the very first album I bought when I was a kid. Leave it to you to dig that one outta the ashes. You slay me.
(Actually, I was really a bigger fan of his bother…Porky Parcheesee.)
I made them for you. Wish I’d known, when I was younger, the power wings have over men. I always thought they were more interested in sex. Hmm, I guess pizza works, too…in that case…
A tip to all the college event organizers: You want people to show up to your event? If you don’t mind a whole bunch of dudes, just make sure people know there will be free food. That almost always gets a large crowd.
Ain’t it the truth. When we tailgate up at Penn State, we always have tons of food. All the kids know and show up with their friends. I love it, we have a blast.
Whatcha mean, Jellybean?! I was just over at your…“Increased jealousy from other women” thread. Just so ya know, ari, you don’t need pheromones to push other women over the edge. You got it goin’ on, big time, pheromones or no pheromones. That said, yes, they can contribute to your awesomeness but not by much, kiddo, you’ve naturally got it. I know it’s a burden, you just gotta try to muddle through, k?
No worries, there’s plenty for you and enough to share with everyone. I might run out of other stuff but one thing I never run out of …is food. I’m a bit of a chow hound, maself. :o
im… im…im awake… dont worry… this food really woke me up… im wide aw…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz… maybe some drinks would help, im out of breath from all this napping
I’m tellin’ ya, aliens stole us from Mom and Dad when we were babies and dropped me off at the Sunburned Flamingo Trailer Court and gave you to Uncle Vito’s family.
LOL - I’ll let you know when I plan to be there in town. You, me, Bella, Remmy at a minimum. Hopefully it will not interfere with exams or Ashley. Or better yet bring her along. We’ll bombard the poor girl with so many pheros …
You may need to arm her for her own protection. “Trust me Ashley, just wear this. It’s kinda like wearing garlic to ward off vampires …” lol.