diamond's journal "clinging on to the wreckage"

Day 4

Same levels as yesterday, 2 x A314, split between neck and wrists, covered with 2 x heavy ammo. Felt invincible and in my mind’s eye, secretaries were swooning at my feet and the boss gave me a huge raise( that’s when I woke up!) Being a strong believer in Positive Mental Attitude, I have been known to talk to myself for hours in front of the mirror. A314 does 90% of this for me in seconds! Hence, I know the huge pay rise will come, because I say so. As for the secretaries, there aren’t any in my firm. :frowning: Definitely found the sweet combination with these two, one particularly nasty, violent client sat down, shut up and listened to me ( first time he has taken his lawyer’s advice in six years!!):smiley:

One fly in the ointment is the good lady at home currently has the painters in (for those of you in the US, the British have arrived early (never heard that phrase until last week and love it, so descriptive!)) so I should think now would not be a good time to test the Instant Honesty!

Hence from tomorrow, I shall be playing with the togo IFM on it’s own in an attempt to placate the raging beast by combining it with back massages and a tight rein on my tongue and then, the following week will carpet bomb with IH in an attempt to get to the root problem in our marriage.

Who knows, at this rate, I may get laid by Christmas :roll_eyes: