Dude ! Did you just lick my face ?

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I went out with this friend of mine from church. I had gone out with him before and he was really sweet. He gave me a massage because I was tired and I told him I would return the favour one day.

Oh my and that day was last night. :slight_smile:

So we get to his apartment and he told me that he rented this really romantic, love story and bought some massage oil. At this point am thinking sweet.

Wait, let me back it up a bit. I was feeling pretty normal that day and after I took a shower, shaved, point on my products and clothes I took a seat to wait for him. 5 minutes later I noticed I started to feel horny. I was kinda shocked but took note. He called to say he would be a bit late and I kept myself busy but started to lust and fantasize…Weird :confused:

Now back to his apartment. I took the bottle of massage oil and started to smell it and it was the worst, I don’t know he got it from but he needs to return it. We both decided that it was nasty and that we would just use lotion.

I noticed him being more touchy feely and didn’t want to leave my side and it was kinda getting annoying because I was really into the movie. After the movie ended I was still in the mood and decided let’s get the massage on.

He lied flat on his stomach with this immature grin on his face. I did my thing and he was making all these noises and twitching in enjoyment mind you.

I mean all through the movie and our date he was playing the joker card and he completely threw smooth and sexy out the window.

After I was done I told him my pants were too tight and he asked if i wanted to take them of and I said “sure”. Then he asked what I would prefer to taste like and I said whip cream.

He gets the chocolate whip cream and said he’s gonna lick it off me. I was all excited like : “YEAH BRING IT ON” He puts some on my nipples and proceeded to lick/bite/suck who knew what he was doing but it didn’t feel good at all and I like having my breast sucked. :frowning:

He doesn’t kiss me and when I try to kiss him he licked my cheek, my ears and my forehead. This dude basically rapes my face. :open_mouth:

At this point am thinking you gotta be freaking kidding me. So, I look at him and say : “You know what am not feeling this,you need to stop.”

Awww, Diatris, your target doesn’t seem to be that comfortable with intimacy.

I hope you actually said the title of this thread to him! haha.

:open_mouth: LOL. Some guys … lol. You are brave telling that story. Reps for that one.

hahahahahaha nice reaction lol

He had to try real hard to screw that one up … and he succeded … :stuck_out_tongue:

Wow, every single one of your threads is full of your sexual conquest of the menfolk. But I still enjoy reading about those helpless men. LOLZ

Anyway, I suddenly feel like getting some good massage. All the exams and work in the past few weeks are destroying me. :angry:

TMI LOL

Ummm Just curious, is this the same guy as last week or is this a new one ?

I gotta give you reps for being brave enough to tell this one :wink: Men will often over do, you need to lead them a little during sex. They cant read your mind so just tell him "enough with the licking already LOL

Tish

Damn, major fail on the guy’s part. You are just a playa, aren’t ya? :wink: Haha, lovin’ the kinkiness. Well, Im sorry your little movie-date thing didn’t go.. As planned, but nice report anyway.

I suddenly feel like getting a good massage too now.. Ack! <3

I’m sorry, I don’t mean to laugh but this is just too funny! :smiley:
What on earth was he thinking?

In his defense though…remembering 1 out of 2 things aint to bad for a man faced with a hot woman… :roll_eyes:
Remembering that licking is good; tick
Remembering where to lick; well, no points there :stuck_out_tongue:

I wouldn’t say I am a playa, I am now just enjoying myself and getting to know things about myself sexually. I got a late head start on dating and sex.

I would definitely suggest a good massage just be careful who’s giving it. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh no Tish baby, the guy of last week knows just what to do and how to do it. This is why I refuse to downgrade and have bad sex with this dude.

What. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? :open_mouth:Tell him what to do and then he tries to do it again and this time does something even worse.

Maybe one of the ladies on the forum wanna take him under their wings. :slight_smile:

You know usually i’d feel sorry for him but he bragged before on our first date and I hate a bragger. I prefer a guy say you’ll find out or pretend he’s bad and then i’d think he did warn me but this was just too much.

Did I mention he came over yesterday unexpectedly. STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST

Wow Diatris! Wow!

What are you doing tomorrow night, say around 9? I know this amazing Chinese restaurant that serves a shrimp and black bean sauce to die for. I promise you I am just terrible with sex and you will be totally dissatisfied :wink:. Maybe if you’re lucky I might sing for you. You know the ladies say I have a sexy voice. I can charm the pants off anyone. I promise…

You’re a little vixen though and I like it.

Yeah sure, I know you won’t disappoint and if you do am gonna let EVERYONE know. lol

The title sends me back to an intimate moment between a lady and myself. We were engaged in a passionate and somewhat acrobatic embrace, and for some reason we each had our eyes closed. Then I felt her licking my face, or so I thought.

She thought the same.

I opened my eyes and found the dog had entered the room. Our heads were towards the edge of the bed and he was happily licking us both.

It’s amusing when I have to suddenly rearrange my interpretation of the world like that.

She didn’t find it as amusing.

Lol, now there is an interesting story.