Embarassing Moment #2 - well for this forum but I have a million of em

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Ok so last one was at the gym. We will not re-live that one but it was quite embarassing. This one was on a walk - like a charity walk. So I get a tee shirt for walking but am so nice that I give it to a walker without one since I had the little number with the team, etc on it. BAD MOVE.

Into mile 3 and I am so busy chatting away that I am not really paying attention - IMAGINE THAT. I trip and fall - I mean really fall - over a sewer grate and bust my elbow and had bloody nose. So I sit down. Of course they tell me to put my head between my knees. So I do…:open_mouth:

You guessed it - looks like I that am having my “special time of month”. Oh did I mention that I wore white capris? And a white t-shirt? Not so nice. EWWWW - Mortified - where the FU$@ is that a$% that I gave the damn shirt to? What can I do - I walk on. And finish laughing hysterically while people are looking at me like I shot someone - but from there??? How - Wish I knew - that would be interesting…:confused:

So it was only 7.5 miles. Some people didn’t even finish. Here I am all bloody - so I say well at least I finished and got mugged plus had a child along the way. There were actually people coming up and giving congrats. Are you f ’ ing kidding me?

Anyway embarassing to say the least but an awful good time to poke fun at outrageous stupidity. OH and the chick I gave my shirt to? NEVER FINISHED - she had a fucking blister! Oh poor girl! WTF?:open_mouth:

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LOL Holy goddess, Its funny but I feel for you LOL

I did the march of dimes walk and fell flat on my face. I was gabbing away with the girls and fell in a hole LOL I didnt get hurt but alot of men came out of no where to help me :smiley:

Tisha

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Hey - from a guys perpective - a major physical undertaking does not really count unless it draws a little blood and hopefully leaves a cool scar of some sort …

Besides if you really do bleed green they just thought you had spilled a slushy or something on yourself … lol.

Seriously - glad you are OK - and now you have a really neat story to tell the grandkids …

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Do we have a phero that will improve her sense of balance?

Ohwell, it doesn’t really matter how many times you fall, as long as you do it gracefuly. LD, you seem to be developing a talent for falling well. Just a little more practice and you’ll have it down.

Once your intentions are clear and your heart is set, it doesn’t matter so much what you do, as long as you do it well.

May you be blessed with grace,
OoohYahhh UuuhHuh

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poor ladyD.

Hug

(tries to cover the snickering)
Sorry, but When you said walker, I pictured an older person pushing a metal framed apparatus used for mobility… :smiley:

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LOL only you…

I’m excitedly awaiting your next story :slight_smile:

~Haz~