Female Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK

17 - Wine Coolers

25 - White wine

35 - Red wine

48 - Dom Perignon

66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 - Need to wash my hair

25 - Need to wash and condition my hair

35 - Need to colour my hair

48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair

66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

17 - shopping

25 - shopping

35 - shopping

48 - shopping

66 - shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - “Burger King”

25 - “Free meal”

35 - “A diamond”

48 - “A bigger diamond”

66 - “Home Alone”

FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - tall, dark and handsome

25 - tall, dark and handsome with money

35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

48 - a man with hair

66 - a man

HOUSE PET

17 - Muffy the cat

25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat

35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat

48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat

66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat

WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 17

25 - 25

35 - 35

48 - 48

66 - 66

IDEAL DATE

17 - He offers to pay

25 - He pays

35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning

48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids

66 - He can chew his breakfast

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I’d like that!! :smiley:

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Amen :slight_smile:

and Amen :smiley: