Finally got pheromones!!!

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Holly shit guys, I got my pheromones today and the order arrived at my friend’s house. I walked/ran to his house to get my pheromones. I was already wearing Turn Up The Heat because I was in contact with many females. I got there, am usually close to the guys sister, she seems to really like to talk to me. But Turn Up The Heat seemed to scare her away. I applied a spray of Instant Shine in his house, in 2 seconds we both had freaking huge smiles in our faces and we shook hands twice LOL, we kept laughing. And I said HA! It works man, see you laughing already and we shook hands again. I left and we all had big smiles on our faces (including the sister that was intimidated by Turn Up The Heat). I sprayed a big huge spray outside while walking/running home right on my forehead. I’m typing this as I just got back running from his house. Am really excited. Almost broke my bottles when I walked in! As I was running home, my vision was substantially better, my brain was more awake and I feel very horny because of Instant Shine, can that happen?
What does Instant Shine smell like, it doesn’t smell like neroli, more like lemom. Does it smell like lemon?

WoooooooooooooHhhhhhhhOooooooooOOOOoooooooooOOOooooooooOOOO!!!

(no time to re read, many errors, am too happy!):smiley::smiley::smiley:

Ok, am smelling the Instant Female Magic right now, it smell nasty to my nose, no matter, will cover qwith sexual by michel germain or Turn Up The Heat’S neroli with IS’s lemony smell. Holly shit, i’m typing really fucking fast, feel freaking good, Instant Shine is da bomb nigga! Lalalalalal tracking treasures down, tracking treasures down tracking treasures down… lalallalaa

Ya, Instant Female Magic makes me feel good, weird, i’m a male, wow, Instant Shine makes my feel like a hyperactive kid!

Ok, i have regained my senses. Is it normal that i can smell the Instant Shine. Every few seconds my brain can smell a little nasty odor from the Instant Shine, like vomit. Can any of you smell the Instant Shine?:smiley::smiley:

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My gosh… Someone please get him a bucket - he’s going to explode. :open_mouth::smiley:

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Wow, i don’t know how the hell i will be able to think in classe with IS, i feel like i just ate 100g of honey, creatine, coq10, alpha lipoic acide, ginko biloba and tons more stuff.

Also, i feel really horny, my testicles are tingling while weaing 3 sprays of IS

The IS keeps smelling like a weird very faint cheese stink with a tasty lemony smell.:smiley:

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… wow… i guess Instant shine is some good stuff… wonder what the street value is haha

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Yeah, the wait can be long for us Canadian! My friend downstairs had a package of pheromones sent USPS and Canada post misplaced it and immediately sent it back to sender. We had to fedex it to make sure we got it, and that was about 30 days since the order was placed! An unusual mix of bad luck and holidays is the cause, though.

I am starting to think that 2 day fedex is worth it, either that or stockpile favorite pheros like Instant Shine and Instant Openness!

Anybody in Montreal interested in group purchases to save money on shipping?

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I, too think that Instant Female Magic smells nasty. I wore it on my santa hat this past xmas and my sister wanted to rip it off my head and burn it! We were in the car and she couldn’t stop complaining about the smell!

I used it again at a restaurant party, this time on my wrists. No complaints, but the girlz around me wanted me to give them hand massages (or hand jobs jj lol) Loads of fun…

Sometimes I can smell something nasty with Instant Shine, but it is just a peripheral transient hint.

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LOL thomas you’re so awesome, i’ve read many of your posts and you consistently crack me up like none other :smiley:
also this got me thinkin, what if you just carried around a bottle of IS and sniffed it for a perk-up every so often lol.

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Interesting, as i am reading this, i can’t smell the nasty smell anymore. Or could it be that my organic tomatoe/chicken soup is so delicious that it removed the the nasty smell. I think you are right though.

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by the way, what do you think of creatine thomas? I know lots of friends that have used it and gotten really good results. But then when i talk to personal trainers a lot of them are against it and just say that they are mainly placebo’s.

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Anyone who thinks that creatine is bad is a fool. Creatine has a bad reputation because the same assholes that use steroides use creatine, thats why its not respected and trusted. I love creatine, makes me strong as a bull, big muscles, prevents sport injuries, hydrates my body, makes me feel great. Creatine is natural, it is found mostly in red meats. The trick is to take it with all mitochondrial nutrients (coq10, alpha lipoic acid and the others). You will be a freaking bomb at sports. People will say “Damn!!!, this guy’s on fire, he can run like a freaking ubermensch! Nitchez would be proud!!!”.

Best of all though is that resently people have discovered that spraying insulin on your face removes ALL acne. Creatine brings your insulin up, it cures ALL my acne. I have a perfect skin because of creatine. Love you my sexy creatine!:smiley:

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Ok, well I do play sports and at a high competitive level so that’s why I was always interested in trying creatine, however i think it used to be under the Banned Substance list for when you get drug tested in some places. Which is what turned me away. But not anymore as far as I know.
Also the acne thing is interesting because one of my friends who used creatine (and gained lots of muscles) said that a negative effect it had on him was that he got pimples on his back. anyway im gonna give it a shot :cool:

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cool thanks for the suggestion dude