My god I was excited to get instant Jerk. I’ve always been too nice of a guy. So I call my buddy up to explain the whole concept of mones to him.
-finishes explaining in car-
my buddy: lol you are so weird man but alright.
So I put two sprays on in the Barnes and noble bathroom. One split between wrists, one front of neck.
I walk out and head to the starbucks line upstairs. We wait.
Average looking girl, with below average looking girl on crutches are ordering.
Whats this? Average girl looked at me.
So I checked to see if my buddy was around. Nope he’s 7 feet away at the fridge to grab a redbull. It was me.
I double take to look back. I SEE BOTH OF THEM LOOKING.
So I get my black coffee and go sit down while he drinks his red bull.
I’m all “Bro, watch for any looks while I go pretend to put shit in my coffee”
I walk by this one girl specifically to enshroud her in my cloud, then at the bar, I reach my arm to grab some cold water while some attractive girl gets to smell my cloud too. She looks at me blatantly for 3 seconds. When I turn to look, there was a half second eye lock. I walk back, probably should have said something to the girl before, but I’m more into this testing that I am with getting women.
On the way back, I see the girl turn her head to look at me, then turn it again after I walk past to look some more. My buddy seeing all of this.
He then points out how a group of young teenage girls (13-15) keep looking at me. Has to be me since the trash can is blocking my friend.
NO STOP STARING AND GIGGLING AND TEXTING TO THE PERSON RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
they then sit down by us. Crap. Nothing about this can be legal. Get away! I say to myself
Then I notice that they move their chairs to more or less face me. God dammit time to go.
We get up to go and the fat girl leader says “bye”
I look, and shake my head. And continue walking.
I forgot girls like bad boys at that age.
We walk to the apple store, mainly to play with the iphone 4.
I see a girl standing with her boyfriend at iphone number 2.
I go to number 1 while my buddy hits number 5 directly across from me. After two minutes, the girl just turns her head to look at me. my buddy then has the balls to start recording this whole shit. After watching it. She looked 3 times and after the third looked moved about 6 inches closer.
Ok time to leave!
we head out and crap. Group of teenage girls again, Turn around and go around the block to the parking garage, then we head to target.
At target we walk up the stairs and literally a more attractive employee gives me a look, Not a stare kind of thing. But the kind to check out your worth in a way. Before I got half second looks once girls decided I’m not worthy. I head to the bathroom to wipe some of this stuff off. On the way in I two girls that are pretty hot. My age (20) or older. They look and smile. I smile back and go in the bathroom.
Seriously, I’m pretty sure those teenage girls were stalking me and I have the new nickname as the pedo.
On the plus side my buddy is interested and will be my eyes from another perspective.
I’m shelving this for a while. Not what I was looking for.