Hey guys just got my very first order of pheromones today. Knew my day was going to be good once I saw the chocolate (i friggin love chocolate) slide out of the package and nice note from Jacob haha. Anyways was still skeptical at this point so decided to start with the bad boy instant jerk hehe. 2 sprays of instant jerk (one to neck, one to wrists) and 2 sprays of instant shine (same) figured it’d be a good starting point to judge reactions by.
So had to go run some errands for my boss. Started off the day by going to our real estate office first where the beautiful receptionist Melissa is. Always make small talk with her but nothing more (I’m to shy). Today on the other hand we were talking and i noticed after a minute or two she started acting giddy and fumbling around with the phone and getting all red and embarrassed. I figured this was my chance, don’t know what came over me but I just flat out asked her if she wanted to go to the wineries with me this weekend. She smiled and said “I’d love to!” Got her number and now have a date with her. I told her to wear high heels and a short dress and she seemed like she loved that. This was bizarre to me I’ve never been that forward. Man i love this stuff already.
Ok, now being as excited as i am i think to myself, i have GOT to run by my old job at bestbuy and test it out some more. (Lots of girls i had crushes on there but were never remotely interested in me) So I arrive at bestbuy and walk in with quite a bit of swagger hehe. I’m cocky by this point so I say hi to my good friend that works loss prevention. He’s usually intimidating as hell but today I definitely noticed something wierd. He seemed afraid to make eye contact with me and kept lookin away and seemed nervous. I’m thinking it was the pheromones but maybe something else?
Anywhoser, started doing my route around the store greeting everyone as i came by. There was only one test I really wanted to do. A girl that nothing short of hated me due to past…“problems” still worked there so I knew this would be a great way to prove to myself if it for sure worked. First said hi to one girl there that I was sort of friends with. She acted bizarre and kinda seemed pissy at me. I’m now thinking its a good chance she had a negative reaction to the IJ. I stopped by one girl who I was on friendly terms with. She was bestbuy’s apple rep. She gave me the usual hug and almost instantly said “you smell really good” i was thinking “Yes!!!” hahaha. However, nothing really special yet with her just friendly chit chat and how i should visit her more often blah blah. So onwards to my goal!
I made my way to the girl that hates me hahaha. Here goes nothing. We made eye contact about 15 feet away and I walked straight up to her. She looked really annoyed at this but had to greet me (gotta love having the customer advantage hehe) I told her i wanted to see if i could upgrade my phone so she without a word took me to the computer. This is where it got FUNNNNN. Once we sat down I immediately noticed something different. She flashed this wierd look at me dont know what it was but then she looked down and away and then back at me. I was holding a slight smile at her the whole time. All the sudden it was like some wierd boundary was lifted and she started askign all sorts of questions. “How have you been?, what’ve you been doing, why have you never talked to me!? have you been working out?” I was just flabbergasted for the most part haha but answered away.
(my favorite part) I almost forgot to talk about this… The girl from before, the apple rep. Halfway through my conversation with the hate girl (thats what im callin her
) she suddenly ran up from the computer department and gave me a huge long hug. She held me close and said that she really missed me and said that she wants to hang out. I asked her if she’d like to get drinks sometime and she seemed really excited, said yes, and bounced away. That girl is ridiculously hot so I never thought I’d have a chance with her. The best part of this little interruption is that the hate girl looks PISSSSSEEEEDDDD
. She had one of those “Excuse me, I was talking to him” looks on her face. I don’t think this could have played out any better.
SO, after about 30 minutes of talking I told her I had to go and she got up came around the desk and gave me roughly a 5 second hug and asked me if we could hang out and get some sushi sometime. i laughed and said “I made it a point for us not to hang out 6 months ago, but sure why not” thought this was pretty funny
anyway she gave me her new number and I told her I’d call her sometime.
All in all, HOLY SHIT! That’s all i can say haha. I’m a firm believer of pheromones now. I am just in a state of shock right now (just got home from all of this). I am going to the wineries this weekend and I hope I can wreak some havoc. I’ll be sure to let you know what happens with the receptionist from my real estate office.