Fun at the Fundraiser

Me: Mid-40s, athletic, married 20+ years

Mix:
Ammo 2X - 1 or 2 sprays
NPA - 2 drops
IH 4X - 4 sprays

I go to a fundraiser where the wife and kids are working/helping out. Well the older one is helping. The younger ones are playing. I find the booth where my wife is working. She is sitting next to some younger wife I do not know. So naturally I stand there talking to my wife: how’s it going, etc.. After about 10 minutes or so this other young wife starts talking. And talking. And talking. Sometimes general conversation, sometimes personal stuff. And shortly after that she finds some reason to start jiggling her boobs when I am talking to her.

I am like … :open_mouth: . It may sound interesting but trust me … this one in particular … no.

I move away to check on my older child who is working nearby. Younger wife eventually slows down talking. I move back, it starts all over again. I move back towards my child, it slows down. At some point young wife goes to restroom. I give my wife a questioning look about her new friend and she goes … :open_mouth: . It is just funny as heck.

The adult working with my older child goes somewhere so I join my child at the table. At the table next to ours is a female friend about my age. She starts up with a gabfest. About the summer. About my work. About their family business. You name it. And she keeps moving closer as she is talking until she is now at our table instead of hers. Close. Very close. I keep looking at my wife but it doesn’t matter. She stays close.

I move back to see my wife. Young wife starts talking and jiggling again. I move back to my child’s table and female friend moves in. Finally I sit down at the table. Female friend sits down too, but at our table and not hers. And I notice she is paralleling me. If I have a hand on my head so does she. If I cross my legs so does she. I uncross m legs on purpose to see what she will do and … she uncrosses hers. She gets a call from hubby. Does not go back to her table/booth but stays there and as soon as she hangs up goes right back to her conversation.

Finally, their shifts are over and we go home.

I can imagine you facial expressions from reading that lol. Good report, Reps.

Well the worst part is when it is right in front of the wife. Luckily she was right there - no more than 6 feet away and saw everything. In fact I could see her looking down and laughing at one point. Whew!

Great combo Bosshank! :roll_eyes: :smiley: I wonder if just maybe though you should cut the 4x IH down to three and a half sprays. :stuck_out_tongue:

Whats “NPA”?

Come on Boss … you know it’s not the mones. :roll_eyes:

If you remember your application points of your products, I’d be curious to know?

How did AMMO and IH do in holding off NPA’s stank?

Thanks, Mister! :wink:

Yeah - I know … lol.

Application points were to throat and wrists.
Except IH which also went on hair on back of head.

Ammo went over NPA on throat and covered the smell just fine.

Holy. That sounds cool and scary at the same time, lol!

Nice report boss. Wolf wears a similar combo of Raw Power, AMMO and Instant Honesty/4X…'cept he usually wears only 2 sprays of Honesty, ‘cause when I’m with him I’m wearing it too…lotta Honesty goin’ on…lol.

You: “Instant Babe Magnet”. :smiley: :wink:

Good thing you kept your pants zipped. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oooopppps.

Sorry Inkob. Forgot to answer your question.

NPA - New Pheromone Additive? - is a product sold at the other site. It is predominantly 'none but with other ingredients to buffer it slightly. Emphasis on slightly. Very much like TUTH if you already have it.

What does your WOLF think on that mix and how long has he been playing with it, Bella?

Grazie!

lol i luv the emphasis on no

great report, no nightmares i hope :roll_eyes::wink:

bond

My wife and I were laughing and rolling our eyes about it for the next two days.

Weee Bella! Bella! Bella! Hey Bella. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Originally Posted by Bella Hello everyone - #18 by MarkL
Nice report boss. Wolf wears a similar combo of Raw Power, AMMO and Instant Honesty/4X…'cept he usually wears only 2 sprays of Honesty, ‘cause when I’m with him I’m wearing it too…lotta Honesty goin’ on…lol.

What does your WOLF think on that mix and how long has he been playing with it, Bella?

Grazie!

I’m qui, Razazzo della caramella! :smiley:

Wolf’s been using this combo since the end of March, when the powers that be at AD, very generously, layed a bottle of Raw Power on me. It’s primarily an evening mix. He sometimes, also, wears it with of Scent of Eros. So far he likes it a lot. Says it makes him feel on his game. He’s, also, getting better at discerning hits. Hangin’ around me helps. He’s a pretty friendly guy, though he doesn’t look that way. But he easily opens people and can talk to anyone. Women like him, with or without pheromones, and he likes them back. They know it and find him easy to talk to. I’ve seen them at work first hand…both the pheromones…and the women. Good thing I’m not the jealous type. He’s never given me a reason to be. :wink: Besides, nobody wants to wake up dead. And he’s told me about some hits he’s gotten when out, by himself, with his buddies. Yes, reports of bartender boob jiggling. To quote Wolf, “Ya see that Rick…that was for us”. Rick, “No, Wolf, that was for you”. He’s gotten DIHL’s the..ahem…morning after when he’s gone out to get the paper and, maybe, some of my favorite chocolate croissants. No shower, jeans, t-shirt, baseball hat. You know the drill. The girls behind the counter are hispanic. When he gets home he’s telling me he got DIHL’s from both of 'em. Though only one became chatty…the one who was looking at him up and down. :stuck_out_tongue: He said the little white lady, thirtyish, in front of him in line got nervous…started looking down, fiddling with her jacket, shifting feet her, eyes darting to and from him…lol. Yep, honey, that’s a hit. I knew it was gonna happen. I warned him. :roll_eyes: :smiley: It’s worse? with the pheromones. Witnessing the reactions, I was getting, was what initially interested him in pheromones. Often we mone up together and knock 'em dead. Or each other. :stuck_out_tongue:

Does that answer your question, Razazzo della caramella?

So… Bella if we are on speaking terms still… (I would have PM’d you but I think it’s broken right now).

I’ve encountered situations where everything is going fine interacting with younger female clerks, and halfway through the interaction they start giving me alot less eye contact, maybe even sometimes look just slightly nervous or a little fidgety. What do you think this means? In the back of my mind, I’m worried they see something about me that they are afraid of. Maybe my eyes, or maybe my overall demeanor- or is it something more about them? Are the pheromones starting to hit them, maybe? I tried MX203 and I got this reaction from a mid-to-late 20’s female clerk. I’ve had the reaction before. Sometimes very young clerks won’t even look at me at all. Care to comment on any possible reasons?

I have almost never seen this reaction in older women. Usually the eye contact is consistant. They either don’t look at me so much, or they look at me alot.

Si! Grazie ancora … sei molto gentile, Bella! :smiley:

Un bacio sulla guancia. :wink:

A presto! :stuck_out_tongue:

Ciao!

I know the feeling.

I am sure!:smiley:

Sounds familiar too … I think I found a brother …

My wife can be but she is getting better - though I am careful to never give her any real reason to be.

Yeah - that sounds familiar too .. lol. He’s a smart man too.

Yep - just gotta smile to yourself and keep goin’ on your way. ‘Cause if you start goin’ the other way - well, one day you wake up dead.

Thats where I would like to get to.

That’s right Boss, keep making fun of us guys with bald spots would ya! :wink:

BTW, great report. I tried to rep ya, but gotta spread the love around first!

Note I said the back of the head, not the top … lol.