Girls shit testing

Pardon mon français in the title thread, but I’ve noticed that with a314, IJ, and TUTH that a few recurring women in my life tend to shit test me more.

No matter, I enjoy banter and have an arsenal of subtle negs and complements to make up for it when my wit runs out.

My favorite one is:

  1. Congrats! Here is one , “you’ve beaten okyoureabeast at a game of wordplay! cookie”

  2. The worst one I have yet to use is, “Do you need a napkin or should I wipe that comeback off of your face for you?”

  3. Not mentioned in my journal, but this one girl I work with was crazy testing me during our christmas party. I ended up making a comment about how she has eyes like a cat. Literally she has that coy look of a cat. So every time she would test me I would go “Meeeooowwww”. This was my testing with a314 a few weeks ago. The funny part is, everyone in housekeeping now goes “meow” at her :smiley:

Overall though, it’s fun.

Stories though guys?

Of course they are going to. You’re saying I’m an ALPHA male who gets it and I accept the challenge. My friend always said if you can’t handle the heat, get off the fire.

Yup - A314 especially IME.

Shit tests from hell but it is worth it! :slight_smile:

Nice job at the xmas party. Now every time someone meows, she’ll think of you.

I think shit testing is a sign of approval and confidence. She could reject you outright, but if she’s nice she’ll accidentally lead you on. If she does even remotely like you and is confident about it she’ll give you a shit test to see if you’re worthy. If she’s testing your worthiness, you’re in. :smiley: