Pardon mon français in the title thread, but I’ve noticed that with a314, IJ, and TUTH that a few recurring women in my life tend to shit test me more.
No matter, I enjoy banter and have an arsenal of subtle negs and complements to make up for it when my wit runs out.
My favorite one is:
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Congrats! Here is one , “you’ve beaten okyoureabeast at a game of wordplay! cookie”
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The worst one I have yet to use is, “Do you need a napkin or should I wipe that comeback off of your face for you?”
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Not mentioned in my journal, but this one girl I work with was crazy testing me during our christmas party. I ended up making a comment about how she has eyes like a cat. Literally she has that coy look of a cat. So every time she would test me I would go “Meeeooowwww”. This was my testing with a314 a few weeks ago. The funny part is, everyone in housekeeping now goes “meow” at her

Overall though, it’s fun.
Stories though guys?