I would first like to introduce myself. I am Doctor Patrick Johnson. I have a Masters in Archaeology with a minor in Anthropology, a Doctorate in the Science of Religion and Mythology, and a member of several interest groups. My main area of expertise is Lost Civilizations. I have conducted many digs for private organizations and have traveled extensively. That being said, I am a 5’5 Polish Japanese mix. Apparently that’s the perfect combination to make a hobbit. So for those of you with the Polock jokes lined up, yes I will fall out of the tree if you wave at me, but at least I will do a ninja flip on the way down. I am a budding young lad in his mid-twenties, and I like cake.
Why am I here, morbid curiosity I suppose, but also to try out some of the professional smellies. I like to give myself a bit of an edge for archaeology. Most archaeology ever is comprises mostly of begging for money, and hoping to god the backers don’t back out. So I thought with a bit of a professional smell, I might be able to give myself a little more confidence when dealing with the MAN.
So there you have it, I’m not much of a sociol butterfly, and I don’t take long walks on the beach unless I am in North Carolina looking for Spanish bullions because of the Jesuit priests constantly missing the channel and smashing their boats into the reefs killing the Conquistadors and dropping the millions of gold coins at the bottom of the ocean; only to be washed ashore every major tropical storm that rolls by. I’m more of a nature hike kind of guy.
If you have any questions let me know. My medical knowledge is pretty limited as I dropped out of medical school. I don’t do well with live people. If you have historical questions, be my guest. So I hope to be a remotely active contributor to this forum, and anything I learn I’ll report in a prompt fashion. Just please don’t make me fill out a documentation sheet. I do enough of that at work, I really don’t want to do it here. It takes hours…oh the suffering.
You will LOVE a314. I know it’s a bit pricey, but nothing esle throws off such a pronounced professional edge. It also has a tendancey to build ones own confidence and straited posture while wearing.
I’ve worn it to classes and when we do group functions I end up being the leader of the group. Other note the same type of responce in meeting. It can even work to give you an edge against your superior (or your financial backers)
This one could have some wonderful implications for you.
Thank you, and I have done some looking into A314, and read some information from Mr. Tate that MX102 is a sprayable version of the chemical compound. Though the lad has strong inclinations towards MX103. Which leads me to wonder, should I try for the straight conversion, forgoe the conversion and deal with the oil, or experiment with the compound missing one pheremone. I think I will attempt the MX102, with the Instant Gentleman, or Instant Openness. If all else fails perchance I might come across a female backer and use Turn Up The Heat. At least that way I might get funding and a dinner.
A314 is the flagship product. The MX series are all variations of one thing or another and are (generally) recommended for more experienced users who can identify subtle differences and tell the folks at androtics about them. I can second what Toil said about A314 being perfect for you. I’m a retailer and it gives a real boost to to those face to face interactions. You’ll love it and a bottle lasts forever you just need a drop or two a day. Of course if you’re like me you’ll think “hey a little is good, more must be great” and then you’ll find out it ain’t. Welcome and have fun!
Start out with the consumer products first. They are proven and will work for what your looking for.
A314 as Toil mentioned is great for business and can be used socially as well. It gives off a Alpha Aura.
The MX’s and the putatives are advanced products and although I am sure your qualified to test them out you have to start and report on the consumer products first. Plus MX103 is sold out and I am not sure when it will be back.
If you have any questions just ask and we look forward to your participation.
Tater recommends against MX102 for someone just starting. First, Androtics wont let you order it without experience AND its very dosage temperamental. MX103 is much better and, as a first-timer, you REALLY should go for A314 instead. Ive just started testing with it and its easy to use…not as potent or as sexual so far, but i also havent finished my research.
Tater was recommending it at first primarily because there are no A314 togo vials and A314 is a bit pricey at $70.
Thank you all for the replies. Well, I guess I better do A314. I might try the to go bottles first, since I am a lazy man, but I was wondering about the spray form of A314. Seventy dollars on oil is a bit steep for me. Then again, I wonder if the benefits of the formula wouldn’t be worth it. I’ll see what happens. I’ll go buy the regular commercial products first and mess around with that. I suppose the cheeky monkey in me is rather tempted by the Turn Up The Heat formula. So, we’ll see what happens. Any good formulas for messing with the counter ladies. Though it is at this point I would like to avoid the Starbucks ladies as they all seem to have a tatoo of a giant M and T on their right forearm.
I really like mx102 myself, and I can understand your desire to get it, but unfortunately androtics has stopped accepting MX, experimone, and putative orders from new member due to several factors such as feed back, loss of profit due to reduced cost for experimenting, delayed order times for custom mixes, and i’m sure there are more.
The only thing mx102 is going to do differently than the oil is effect your targets a few minutes faster, and wear off quicker.
I oil is worth it and it smells so regal and powerful. It’s scented with royal oil wich is about $350 for a couple ounces.
You won’t be dissapointed, and it will last you for an extremely long time. 6 months to a year.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned any of the other products! I can understand the part about begging for money and your need to come garner the respect of your funding source to get it.
I also have a couple of suggestions of Instant Honesty coupled with a smidgen of Instant Openness. Not necessarily for the self affects but more so to bring out a vibrational resonance of reassuring confidence and trust while perhaps a smidgen of Turn Up The Heat. Maybe even throw in a dash of Instant Shine.
Why you might ask? Well where A314 will give off the vibe of respect, a doctor who holds the credentials that you do probably wouldn’t need the respect of the funding organizations, but IMHO, I would think you want to come across as powerful and yet open and trustworthy. Someone who is confident and knows what he wants and how to go after it. Someone who lets his work speak for itself, but all the while saying in the words of AC DC, “I’ve got big balls!”
Of course this all comes from me, who some on here accuse of being crazy. I guess there are times I question my own sanity too, but with that said and now out in the open, sometimes it’s just a matter who has the biggest package and flaunts it. I think you understand where I am coming from!
Anyway I tend to live life a bit dangerous! I don’t believe though that pheromone usage in any grant review process will really give you an upper-hand. It make make you seemingly more receptive to those you try and influence but in the end I would hope those awarding the funding would base their decisions on the merits of your work and experience. Did I mention I am still a believer in the faith of humanity?
Your email GC should be arriving in about 24-48 hours. It should be somewhere in the Neolithic era and if you dig deep enough you never know what else you might find around it.
PS: My girlfriend wants to know if there is any relation to Doc Johnson of “TOY” fame? If so, she says hi.
Doc, of Toy fame, no. As for the Grant review board issuing grants based upon personal merit and ability, no. It mostly borders around a popularity contest. And if you are not popular with them, you have to convince them that the money they give away will form some sort of investiment for them in the end. My credentials and personal work experience mean jack and animal excriment. If I don’t personally rub them the right way, all the while proving that my degree has taught me something, then I get nothing. I’ve gotten plenty of denials on the supposition that I was not popular enough (being an archaeologist, yeah that’s real easy to do), I was not powerful enough and knowledgable enough to lead a group or handle funder money, or (my personal favorite) not professional looking enough (while I was wearing a suit and tie). Suprisingly my credentials were not a part of my review to disbar me from my grant. So, I realized that a psychological and maybe “humanistic” approach would probably suit me well.
As for the Gift certificate, woops, I already made an order, hope that doesn’t mess with things. As for the fun of all that stuff you recommended, I might give it a try later. I ordered Ammo (because I need a girlfriend before I go insane), TUTH, Openess, so we’ll se what’s going on with that.
Ah, yes, I need to work for that Gift Certificate. Well I hope I earn it. I already made an order, so I hope that doesn’t mess with things. I orderd to go bottles. I placed an order for Ammo (because the idea of dating again sounds good to me), TUTH because I think it could be fun, and Instant Openess. I think I will mess around with those first to see if the smelling salts will do me good.
As for the smells of the professional, well my credentials and merits mean nothing in the end. I’ve been told so many things concerning my appearance and habits that didn’t mesh with the funders that have gotten me barred from a grant. It’s hypocrytical and bastardly, but that’s the way it is.
As for the Dr. from TOY, nope, that’s my lesser known cousin, Dr. Johnson. Actually the Johnson line is an interesting breed. I’m Doctor Johnson in Archaeology and Science of Mythology and Religion, my cousin is a Doctor in Micro-Cellular Biology and Researcher in Viruses at some lab in New York, my other cousin Dr. Johnson in Botany, my final cousin Dr. Johnson who researchers animal behaviours. Then my friend Dr. Cook, who is has a MD and has a degree in Neurological sciences, and my other friend Dr. Harwood who has degrees in Psychology and Sociol Sciences. She drives me nuts. “How are we feeling today Pat?” Fine. “Now, how does fine really feel?” Ah crap, not this again.
Well, thanks again for the replies, folks. When I get my to go bottles, I’ll drop a report on what happened and how everything went.
So I made my order on Saturday, but I’ve not heard anything regarding the actual product itself. I don’t know if it’s being shipped or any sort of thing, but is everything alright?