It’s mah day off! YAY for 3 day weekends!
So nothin much today tho I’m gonna hit up Qdoba again for lunch… In the meantime I’ll be at the gym gettin rid of a weeks worth of burritos 
I figure some light shine and an ammo will do for lunch!
searchtag: general
Okie dokie so today is more interesting than it should be. We’ll start at the beginning.
The big bang: In the beginning… (just kidding)
Needed to get back in the gym after a week off due to a hole in my foot… Legos are every bit as sharp as broken glass, remember that… Anyways, I hit the gym, and 40 minutes later, the pool. I suppose this is where the micro report comes in.
Date: 100625
Time: 0945
Wearing: 2x MX301 - neck
Location: Gym
Target: none
Self effect: unknown, I use some athletic boosters (not steroids) in my workouts so those self effects are very prominent and would wash out anything from the 301.
Listening to: Kaskade
Story: The gym has a row of these awesome new elliptical bounding type things that are awesome for cardio and I set up on the end. All the staff at the gym are students and most of them girls at that. When I was starting, a staff gal was cleaning the machines starting on the other end of the row (7 machines). She closes the gap in about 20 minutes then spends a good 15 minutes on the machine right next to me. And I could tell she was looking at me funny. The machine honestly wasn’t that dirty… Anyways, I wasn’t really looking for a hit as I was almost ready to pass out, so I hopped off and headed for the pool. She watched me with a disappointed look as I left down the stairs (lots of glass walls in the gym). I’d say that was a hit but my brain could have been a bit addled by the workout.
–End microreport–
Now, if anyone here is a workout junkie like myself, you know that 45 minutes of 90%HR cardio really makes your senses funky. So on my way out, I feel like I’m floating about a foot off the ground, trust me, this is the target, I do this a lot. I reach for my bag because I’m off to Qdoba so I planned on applying 2x Heavy Ammo and 2x ISHINE. Well, low and behold, it appears that the togo of Ammo I received two days ago arrived completely empty… How odd… So I up and apply a single ISHINE under my neck because there’s no sense making myself crash in an hour. Already having a floaty feeling due to cardio, the addition of ISHINE makes things… interesting. Now, I don’t do drugs, but I have been hotboxed before (in the back of a schoolbus, no less) and it reminded me of that, good to keep in mind. Qdoba was uneventful, Al wasn’t around, and as soon as I left I found she had left a voicemail while I was in the gym. She canceled. Now this doesn’t really affect my attitude as I’ve had failed attempts at dates before, and no, I’m not still high. I have a three strikes rule that goes like this: I will make a date three times, if she cancels three times, then she is responsible for making the moves. I won’t shun her, but I will tell her that she needs to make time for me and set it up if she really wants to be with me while being every bit as flirty and awesome as before (I have been asked out 4 times to date by girls with three strikes, and only 4 girls have ever gotten three strikes, my freshman year was awesome). So with Al, this is strike two. Her reason is entirely feasible and her voice when I called her back tells me that she is sincere and very disappointed to not be going out with me this Sunday. Either that or she is far better at NLP than I. I haven’t set up anything yet and don’t really plan to for at least a week. I head home.
When I get home, I decide whether to call or email AD about the empty bottle. I decide I want to hear someone on the line so I call in. First pickup, it sounds like the grand canyon, so either my phone is screwing up or someone has a fan on them on the other end, after all, they are in cali. I try again and guess who I get? SteveO himself. The details and review about this experience are written elsewhere but I will say that he made things way more than right about the issue. That was pretty damn cool. +1 Fav company
As of now its only 1420 and, for my day off, I have already had more excitement than I bargained for.
searchtag: general, qdobagal, gym
Date: 100625
Time: 1700
Wearing: 2x MX301 - neck
Location: Around town
Target: none
Self effect: Smooth, less Dos Equis, more Blues Brothers or Neal Caffrey
Story: Long story short, I decided to hit the usual hangouts around here but, me forgetting it’s summer, they were all empty. I really gotta find the summer hangouts, this place is starting to get all cabin fevery. Anyways, I had figured that I would do a proper test of MX301 because, well, I wanted to. So two to the neck and off I go. While realizing my idea was failing all over town, I noticed what it was doing to me. The only real way to describe it is smooth. Not high-status smooth like the Most Interesting Man in the World, more cool smooth like the Blues Brothers or Neal Caffrey from White Collar (USA series). I walked smoother, I spoke smoother, I was smoother. I will have to test this further, but my initial opinion is that this is an awesome one.
Ahaha! Supermarkets are fun (especially when the cashiers are all college gals)
Went to fred meyers today for 3 things worth 8 dollars. Cute girl checking, her name was Jessica and I didn’t know her, but I said “Hey Jess how’s it goin?” She responded calm enough but you could tell she was thinking hard of where I knew her from… Long story short, she basically forgot how to work the register and it eventually locked her out. A manager came over and had to fix it while the rest of us went to another line. I was wearing 2x MX301 and a IH (x2). Would have asked her number but she was stuck talking to the manager… I figure I’ll see her soon enough
lol i liked that.
I know that wasn’t with 301 but your other posts make me want to try it.
I may have to give 301 a shot.
Good reports hillke.
and yeah, the way they handled the issue of your empty togo is not just because you’re an AD mouthpiece.
I had an issue with an order once and they made it more than right.
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
I just found that being stuck in school all summer isn’t as horrible as I initially thought. I also probably know what I’ll be doing part-time next summer…
This week starts high school toursim at my college. Basically, all the incoming freshman and others thinking about attending next year come and spend a few days in the dorms while doing advising with their department and getting all set up for the fall term. Holy crap! I found myself running into 17/18 year old girls left and right asking for directions to this, where to get coffee, and the best place for hooking up (only when not with their parents). This is going on for the next month… School may just get difficult after all…
I don’t think this was the mones (2x MX301), at least not completely. I was wearing an athletic department polo, a football team backpack with the army namebadge on it, and I’m a head taller than ALL OF THEM… Who knows… Anyone got any fantastic mixes for use on highschoolers? They’re all of age if they’re in these sessions, just so I don’t come off as a creep or anything..
So as it turns out, I’ve actually been getting some rave reviews on some of my journals and most of the stuff from my freshman year. What can I say… 
Anyhew, to prevent those gems from getting lost in the in pile, I’ll refile em here for posterity.
Chronicles of a horny college freshman… The elevator gambit
Sooo… the reason I’m posting this is mostly for laughs and cackles. The reason I’m posting this right now is because I just got a phone call from a friend saying that it still very much works… I do hope I do not offend anyone, as this method is a little off-kilter, but hey, I was a horny, immoral 18.5 yr old when I came up with it.
My first year in college I lived in the dorms. Great for meeting and hooking up with people, crappy if you like alone time. Thankfully, I don’t like alone time. The dorms are 6 story buildings reminiscent of those in most Chernobyl pictures with a single elevator up the middle. Now these elevators are most entertaining, there have been pillowfights, water fights, sleepovers, and even parties in this elevator in my dorm and they are modified to the point that you really cant break em. Also, the fan never worked so it was always pretty hot in there. Anyhew…
The first time I came across this idea was in a power outage. Here I was, in the elevator, in my boxers+shirt+flops coming back from laundry with a girl who was doing the same in her flannel pj’s. We were stuck on the 3.67th floor for about 25 minutes. Well, it just so happened that she was also a horny, immoral 18.5 yr old who had just broken off with her bf and was already pretty worked up. After about 20 minutes of silence, then awkward silence, then hot and sweaty chatting, I say something to the effect of “Well, it’s situations like these that I always keep a condom in my wallet”, she says “How often has that worked out for you”, I say “There’s a first time for everything” etc… We’re just about to go for it when the power comes back on. To this day, I still wish the power would have stayed off for at least another 10 minutes…
Anyways, one of the popular jokes to play on folks in the elevator is getting them temporarily stuck. The elevators had double doors and if you attempt to pry them open when the lift isn’t there, you can only get about an inch of space. Well, if you get even a cm of space open, the doors wont open when the car arrives and the folks in the lift are stuck until someone outside on that floor presses the button or the mechanic resets the lift. So if your friend is taking the elevator, you can rush down the stairs and prop open the door and leave them stranded while you go to dinner.
The gambit. I found out that you could prop a dime between the doors and the lift would be stuck. Nobody on the second floor would ever take the lift except for the extremely lazy ones who were always in bed by 9, so when I would go out, I would stick a dime in the door of the second floor. When I would come back with a girl, I would hit floor two which is next to floor five, mine, (two vert rows of 3) and say it was on accident or something like that. When the lift got to two, 8 out of 10 times, the lift was stuck. Now, I have never been laid in an elevator no matter how much I wanted to, but I could always escalate and usually be missing my shirt by the time we reached my room (thank god my roommate lived with his gf). Once the girl would start getting worried or something, I would try the usual things people do in an elevator and then I would eventually kick the door. A good kick could knock the dime loose and all would be well and I would be cool. I would usually end up doing the laundry again the next morning.
Is it sly? Yes. Underhanded? Sure. Immoral? ehh, maybe, depending on your morals. But I have just received confirmation that the elevators here are as great a hook up prop as any out there.
Mini-up
So here’s me dragging on through homework wishing I could be outside without even the pherotalk forum to help… Needless to say I was getting pretty fed-up with the project I was working on and just dragging in general. I have been looking into the self-effects more lately and decided to give some IJ a try. Now, this is my first use of IJ, so whatever results I’m having are pretty much right-off and not funnied up with past experiences.
Anyhow, I’m back in action, having that I’m-gonna-tackle-this-darned-project-tonite-and-get-it-out-of-my-hair mood. Just as an aside, my music preference also changed… Probably just the attitude adjustment, but I’m on to Jet and Franz Ferdinand and Foo Fighters now instead of Kaskade and Blake Lewis…
Musings of a rambling mind:
So… I’m thinking of staying off Qdoba for a week and seeing if Al’s attitude changes at all. She was rather nonchalant today and I’m not sure if that was because it was extremely busy or because people I knew kept coming over and talking with me (seriously, my meal which usually takes 30min took over an hour because 10 different people I knew came up to me and said hi or wanted to talk about life or something…)
Product in
Would up getting my EoW and A1(.5x). Sadly I haven’t received any of my mixing equips yet so the most I’ll be doing is splitting a drop of A1 on my wrists or something.
Side note: EoW, while is does smell like vag is far too acidic IMO. This could be the alc and fact that it’s not mixed-down, but it literally hurts my nose…
Musings of a horny mind…
All day foreplay (the easy way)
One of the things taught by sex gurus time and time again is all day foreplay. The best sex is when you’re both in the mood. Good foreplay will get her in the mood. Good all day foreplay will have her waiting in your dorm room for you to get back even though you never gave her a key (true story, still haven’t figured that one out).
All day foreplay usually consists of little acts throughout the day like a call or text or something out of the norm to build up the tension periodically throughout the day.
Automatic all day foreplay still requires some effort but can be unattended all day and have good results (and if actively participating on top, great results). The most effective thing I have found to do this are erotic or attributed items in places she will discover them whether in class or at work. The typical reaction will be something of annoyance, embarrassment, then just being horny all day. When I finally met up with her, I usually received a punch in the arm, headlock, or full body tackle, followed by very suggestive and obviously horny behavior.
Actions:
The best thing I discovered was her favorite texture/flavor condom stuck to the back of her cell phone. Once, I even made it impossible for her to get it off (took me 20 seconds). Other successful things have been: scenting the phone/purse/clothes/etc. with cologne or lube or any smell she had associated to being in bed with me.
Now:
Obviously, this becomes more versatile and effective with pheromones. Put some cops on something you handed her (heavily diluted), or some ammo/dirty/whatever as long as she associates the feeling and scent with you and what you gave her. Marking something with an effect not associated with you could easily be associated with someone else…
Musings of a rambling mind…
I’ve been having a lot of these just now…
Is it me or do freshman girls tend to hook up with upperclassmen? I’m gonna be a Junior and they seem to be the most popular with the newbies…
I think seeing all the hot little 18yr olds on campus this week is bringing that horny freshman out again… And this time around I have my own apartment and only a 12 credit courseload (THANK YOU ARMY )
Ah, I think this year is going to be another storied year
Good call. I was just about to suggest that when I read your post. Make yourself scarce for a while and she’ll realize what she’s been missing out on!
Had a very self-affirming moment tonight
So, I could’ve sworn on my life that the gym was open til 9 tonight. Well, it closed at 8. Halfway through a more intense workout than usual, a staffer shoos me off the bike… Didn’t get a chance to shower or change so I just scooped my locker into my bag and headed for home. Now, my workout attire consists of a Nike Pro shirt (black and almost too small so it’s very form fitting), and some navy blue gym shorts. Remember how I said that there are a whole bunch of highschoolers on campus? Well, walking home, I stopped at a crosswalk and the girl in the car at the light was giving me that DIHL look… So here I think “crap, did I drop something? are my pants down? what?”, nonchalantly checking that I’m not being a total fool, I realize that she really is out of it. Light turns green, shes still there. I wave a little and point at it and she startled and drove off… It truly amazes me how sheltered some of these folks can be when they arrive at the largest university in the state.
Musings of a sugar-high mind…
Isn’t anonymity lovely? Through the internet and a name that makes no sense one can be anyone they want to be, say anything they want to say with a good chance of it being believed, and bash anyone they want to bash with no repurcussion… Ahh, it’s just my annoyance that when I think I finally found an online community where nobody nitpicks, whines, or pointlessly nags one another, there is always one to rain on my parade…
I had something else to say but I forgot…
AD interaction:
Talked with Mickaelia today for the first time. Dang she has a cute voice
Anyways, superior customer service as always. My A314 order was delayed because they are no longer selling the 15ml bottles. So she downsized it and gave me a gift card for more than the difference and threw in a HUGE freebie on top… I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this 
Thanks again Mickaelia!
(and the rest of AD )
Had an unbelievable time in lab tonight and I’m pretty darned sure it was the mix I was wearing.
So tonight was the first time I have tried MX297 and I wanted to see some true power. I stole the mix off the MX297 mix repository page somewhere around here: 3x MX297 (neck), 3x Instant Shine (hair and forearms), 1x Heavy Ammo (split wrist).
I sat in the corner as usual and my gal friend came and sat next to me, everyone else was a good 8 feet away. This room is concrete and has 20 computers and no ventilation, it doesn’t get hot, but it was rather warm. We hit it off right away and were having a good time doing the most mundane crap. About an hour through, being stuck in that corner, our attitudes just getting better and better, then it was like something finally snapped. I said a bad joke and we burst out laughing. She replied and we kept laughing. We tried fist pounding but missed. I started to write something but couldn’t hold onto my pencil. It was like we were drunk or something. For a good 15 minutes we could not keep our faces straight and eventually my face started hurting from laughing so much. We then comment about the same time that it feels like it’s 95° when the temperature hasn’t changed, something about body temperature and whatnot. Now everyone is just looking at us like were crazy and we just crack up some more.
It was nuts. We then went off for dinner and came back for lecture. Now this girl who has always tried super hard to pay attention just wasn’t diggin the whole studious thing tonight. We were sitting right next to eachother in those bolted down swirly chairs in the auditorium and we were doing just about anything but paying attention. Eventually I went to the bathroom and when I came back she did the same but she left her phone on my chair with a new contact open and my name on it. We then spent the rest of the lecture texting eachother pointlessly still high from earlier.
Wow, I mean wow. I cant remember the last time I laughed that hard, and never over something so stupid. I know it’s going to be a good summer even if the town is near deserted. Next month is almost all labs
My travel case…
So I have yet to work out my ideal base yet, but I am using 2x ISHINE and 2x IO and that is pretty much the sweet spot for both of these. At least no more beneficial effects have been noticed at higher doses for every day use.
I received the last togo I wanted to complete my travel pack. It contains the following togos:
ISHINE 2x
IO 2x
IH 2x
IJ
TUTH 5mcg
AMMO 2x
MX297
All contained in a nice little pack that fits in my backpack, glovebox, shave kit, w/e
I am so looking forward to this next year
Ahh, good times this weekend I do believe will be 
My home is about 5 minutes from one of the largest malls in the state and about 30 seconds from the largest high school in the state. This weekend is 4th of July, school is out, and everyone is around home for the holiday. As such, I will be doing a good deal of shopping this weekend