HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For the record - I would NEVER, EVER do something like that. Promise. Not because I am civilized or anything, but Mrs. BH said if I ever did that … well, never mind. So if anyone ever comes to visit your feet are safe in my showers.
Meh, If no one else other than SP will admit it then fine, I’ll admit it…
Yeah I rarely clean my belly button!
I don’t know why but it has ALWAYS FREAKED ME OUT when I or anything else touched inside my belly button, so because of that odd fact I rarely clean inside my belly button.
Just thinking about what Data said about how they used his belly button as an incision point creeps me out.
Thats because we all know the skin and muscle is very thin there and if you push too hard, you’ll pop a hole and all your guts will come spilling out in the bathroom.
Ugly way to go.
So be very very careful when you clean there … or else … 
Let’s hope the stitches hold, huh? Just imagine if they don’t …
All above is J/K of course.
“Chinese water torture” is what pops into my mind.
BTW, my grandfather had no belly button. He lost it in an accident trying to change a tire on a car.
Anywhere a tongue might wind up–wash it good every day!
And guts falling out? That’s soooooo gross. Bleh. (That couldn’t ever happen, right?)
They don’t fall out
They squirt out like tooth paste.
Hey, folks who admit to wearing the smell of rotten crotch, shouldn’t be too hasty to talk about dirty belly buttons. This is all glass houses and stones as far as I’m concerned. Grrr…
Just kidding…
Uh. Gaggg! Ew ew ew. (No idea why I’m writing like an 80s teen Valley Girl today. 
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I prefer to think of cops as eau de swiss cheese, thanks. 
Would this be a gross time to point out that’s one of my favorite cheeses
I’m going to have to get some cops one of these days and wear it just for kicks. The incongruency alone will rip a fabric in the space-time continuum that only Stephen Hawking will be able to remedy
Excuse my ignorance but is this true or are you just making it up? Is it possible not to have a belly button? These two don’t but they are in a sci-fi show so that’s another story:
http://i18.tinypic.com/66b1qwz.jpg
As for cleaning my belly, the answer is yes and no. I don’t stick my finger like Tisha suggests :o but I do know that it gets cleaned while I’m cleaning my abs (doesn’t it sound sexy ) as the shower gel penetrates it.
He didn’t have one, honest. He had a faint scar where one used to be. He was changing a tire and the tire iron smacked him in the stomach and they had to do surgery on him… that’s actually how he met my grandmother, who was a nurse (and had to quit being a nurse because they got engaged). That was his second and last wife, BTW.
Sweeeeeet.
When I watched that video Mark posted regarding the latest Chinese imports, the… er… surprise ending startled me so bad, I thought I was about to shoot a high pressure stream of gutjuice out of my bellybutton. So far, it’s still holding.
-D4
Even with the smelly copulins product applied our clean belly buttons smell better than one that has never seen a washing. It’s also you men who are so aroused by that stinky product.
Belly button funk on the other hand..not so arousing. So go clean your belly button!
And what happens if I decide that just a shower or bath is sufficient? You know, that I don’t need to stick an extra scrubby pipe cleaner down there to get every last bit of cooties out? What are you ladies going to do about it? Tie me up and clean it for me? … LOL.
Hmmmm. A good option for a rainy day…
It’s your stinky belly not mine. Tisha suggested a sufficient cleansing method.
Pipe cleaning is a whole 'nother topic. runs
Tell ya what, D, you get a whiff or two of cops on a woman and then we’ll have this little chat again…mkay?
If you ever find a girl who’s gonna get that close…if I were you…I’d be sure to go in with clean one.
No, you don’t need to use…Good God…a pipe cleaner? Ever heard of a Q-Tip?
Thaaaaaaaaat’s what I’m talkin’ 'bout.
You guys are freakin’ gross…lol
You can only dream…
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails*.*
If you don’t like a little belly button stink, you wouldn’t like a bunch of other worse smells, I’m sure. Like trying riding through a water sprinkler that’s spraying “water” that smells like raw sewage right into the road (you know, in case the asphalt is thirsty). And it lands on you. I don’t want to even imagine the cooties. The city/county says it’s clean, but who knows…
If I remember right, that’s water in Florida for ya. I never could get used to the sulpher, and ice cubes are the worst!
-D4