That’s funny, Mark. You’re completely visible to me, here in the Astral Plane. If you start to get random kicks in the butt, don’t worry. It’s just the Post-it note I stuck on your back. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a sorority house somewhere out there with my name on it. <poof!>
I think I’m more interested in “The Wizard’s Book of Animal Secrets” so I can learn how to command flocks of birds wherever I go (watch out Tippi Hedren!). Keeping a squirrel in my pocket is also an immensely useful skill to have, I’m sure!********
I’m thinking bringing dead animals back to life could be even more fun. Just imagine being out on a date or driving down the road with your SO, seeing a cat or dog in the street and gunning it down, then when your girl/guy is looking at you like you’re the biggest asshole in the world, you nonchalantly get out of the car and raise the dead.
Err wait, I guess that could backfire and scare the hell out of them. NEVER MIND!