Hahahaha! Thanks guys. It was interesting to be sure. It’s definitely the IJ that’s the special ingredient because I’ve had IO and IH together in around about the same quantities and nothing too surprising happened. Definitely nothing like that. But let’s see. I’ll finish my evening.
(WARNING: It was not that exciting… because it wasn’t suppose to be! Unless you were on what I was on. I was thoroughly entertaining myself. 
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So after writing things up just in case I did get killed, I calmed down… NOT! I really didn’t. But I made a what I would like to call an “concerted”* mental effort to calm down so I didn’t get into any more near-misses. (Warning: Old video game reference follows - On the bright side, if I was playing Burnout I would have gotten all kinds of bars for my turbo meter!) At any rate, I wasn’t actually planning on doing anything exciting that night. I’ve actually been trying out different combinations at the gym.
Now before you say, huh? Hear me out. For one, who doesn’t want to smell good at the gym first of all (especially when you start getting sweaty)? Secondly, yes there are ladies at the gym (even if I don’t actually go up and talk to them). Third, there are certain nomes that increase aggression or become nomes that increase aggression when sweat/bacteria is added. What better place to have increased aggression that would steadily amp as your workout continues! Genius! I know. Thanks. 
But I digress. Maybe it’s not genius but it’s an interesting place to test self effects in relation to workout intensity and energy levels. At any rate, THIS WAS INTERESTING. A lot of times I will try different combinations and see what happens. Most of the time there isn’t really much of a response from others. It might make me more intense or serious or super-energized, but I rarely get much of any reaction from others around me. Not today! HAhaha!
So I get in there and do some bicep work and whatnot before moving to the chest machine (I know! It’s not called that but it’s not like I sit at each machine and read their names. I just know which ones I like and use them. shrugs What can I say?). There aren’t very many people in the gym at this point but there is a lady at another machine about 5 to 10ft away… give or take my lack of distance evaluation skills. It’s not like I was counting the feet anyways. I’m just focused on my workout.
So why am I even mentioning this?! She’s at a machine for your back for something that has you seated facing towards the machine so her back is completely to me. I start “hitting the weights” on my machine. I’m not doing anything dramatic to draw attention to myself or anything. I swear! She straight stops and turns all the way around in her seat to stare at me. This does not normally happen. Trust me. Even if a lady might glance over from time to time (I wouldn’t quite know because when I’m working out I’m in my own little zone most of the time), that’s the most at best.
But, and I’m not exaggerating because if you had seen the machine she was at you’d understand the difficulty of what she had to do… she wrenched her body around to stare at me. And it wasn’t because she was finished working out at that machine or something either. I caught it in my peripherals. I found this extremely entertaining but I didn’t look her way. I just played it off. As she left, though, I thought to myself that maybe I should have because I wasn’t sure if it was a positive or negative look she was giving me. OOPS!
Of course, that was soon answered. I did a few more machines before moving onto my combo of these little things that I don’t know what they are called. Don’t worry. It’s no matter. But I did what I like to call a superset (although it doesn’t quite fit the description). At any rate, it rotates between like hanging pushups and kinda like hanging leg lifts. The pushups give me just a little bit to rest in between the lifts/raises/whatever. I know. By now you are either really bored or really confused or running around like a crazy person because you forgot to read what my mix/concoction did BEFORE trying it yourself. Shakes head Why am I even telling you this?
Oh! Right! So I’m doing this exercise and a ways down there is that lady again. It was weird. I swear she was staring right at me, giving me like the biggest smile I’ve ever seen. It just seemed maybe even a bit creepy. She was a nice lady, to be sure. But it was so unusual. Which makes me think… I have got to try this mix in a party/club/bar situation. But yeah. It was interesting. Didn’t talk to her, though. Was suppose to meet a friend for a drink or two after the gym.
So yes! Not as exciting beginning as ending. I think the workout helped tone them down a little. I was still a bit amped afterwards and when I picked him up he got a bit extra excited, too, (which I do believe was the nomes still in effect) but by now they were starting to wear off (or at least I had changed their composition by working out and sweating). By the time we picked up my last friend, it was dark outside.
So what did I do? I stopped at home on our way to the place and tried on the same thing minus IJ.
(1 sprays of A314 (A) on the wrists
2 spray of IH on the wrist (wrists rubbed together) and rubbed on the side of the neck
2 sprays of IO on the wrist (wrists rubbed together) and rubbed on the side of the neck)
The problem, of course, is that with everything else things aren’t terribly scientific at this point. So don’t bank of these results just yet. I need to do more tests (also if anyone else tries the original cocktail or a variation of it please feel free to post your results/report here! I’d love to hear/see how it turned out for you! Or maybe not… if you die… because I might feel bad… but then again you wouldn’t be able to post your experience in such a case… so ha! All bases are covered! ). Either way, I found that IJ is what makes this the How to Die Laughing Mix. I kinda assumed this already, granted.
With what I had one, I got a pretty positive response from the waitress. She lingered at our table a few times and even lingered near me. I was polite as usual and she was rather pretty. I could have sworn I’ve seen her somewhere before or something, but maybe I’m crazy. I didn’t make any moves, though. I was there for the drinks and some idle chat. The weird thing I found from this was that she was super quiet. Like the quiet you don’t expect. Like I’m a person that almost always gives eye contact. And she did not seem like a shy girl at all. But when I would look at her, it seemed like a lot of times she would dodge my eyes and when she spoke it was pretty soft and I couldn’t always hear her.
What did that? I don’t know. Maybe the additional A314 combined with my workout and whatever else? shrugs I know what you are going to say. Eek! He didn’t shower after his workout! First of all, I wasn’t smelly. Secondly, I did change clothes. Third, I was going out for a drink or two, not a date or something. I’m super self-conscious about how I smell so if it was a concern I would have but my sweat doesn’t generally smell bad to begin with so ha! (In fact, nomes can even make it a bit sweet. shrugs Weird! I know!)
That same wild energy wasn’t there, though, without the IJ. It kinda felt like a downer because I was hoping for more excitement. But it is what it is. Today I should be getting my new order of new things to try! So look out! I have a full slate planned for today. In fact, there are about 5 or 6 different events I could attend and I’m trying to figure out which 1, 2, or 3 I actually will make an appearance at. It’s a rather unusually eventful Saturday to be sure.
As always, feel free to give feedback, questions, comments, etc. You know I love them! Prof P outtie!
*One cannot make a “concerted effort” all by one’s self. To work “in concert” is to work together with others. One can, however, make a concentrated effort. The prefix “con-” means “with.”
) about 4 inches high; running up and down people whispering in their ears or turning their heads for them. Makes me laugh.